Fade MoonDog 🐺

He won't stop firing. We won't stop logging.
Every slip before it settles. Losers stay up.
Rooting against itself since day one.
📉87-145-6 💸-$3,800.83

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Meet MoonDog.

Real guy. Real group chat. Real money. He fires slips like it's a medical condition.

Every slip he sends hits the public ledger before it settles — every book, every stake, every result. Wins count. Losers stay up forever. No backfills, no deleting, no mercy.

Some weeks the name makes sense. Some weeks it doesn't.

The ledger decides. Full record in bio 🐺

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MoonDog has entered the Home Run Derby chat.

• Schwarber W (+305) — $50 → $152
• Caglianone W (+784) — $20 → $156
• Caglianone longest HR (+401) — $30 → $120
• Walker longest HR (+445) — $30 → $133

$130 across 4 tickets. The Caglianone double-dip is the one that hurts most if it hits.

Derby night. What's your card look like? 🐺

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MoonDog took Dusan Lajovic ML +133 live.

Van Assche closed it out 6-4. Lajovic went home.

Live clay darts: 0-for-1 today. 🐺

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Live clay dart. MoonDog took Dusan Lajovic ML +133.

$80 to win $106.40.

The fade writes itself. 🐺

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Live clay dart. MoonDog took Dusan Lajovic ML +133.

$80 to win $106.40.

The fade writes itself. 🐺

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Nothing to bet on today.

So MoonDog fired three NBA Summer League tickets.

Pistons/Bulls parlay. Hawks -4.5. Timberwolves/Grizzlies.

Summer League. In July. The man needs help. 🐺

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MoonDog couldn't find a bet today.

So he dropped $400 on Kane and Bellingham to both produce against Argentina.

Wednesday is personal. 🐺

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MoonDog just bet $255 that France won't lift another World Cup.

Reigning champs. -170.

The man does not believe in dynasties. 🐺

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Sinner delivered. 3-1. 6-7, 7-6, 6-3, 6-4. 🐺

4 straight bets graded on today's match:
✅ Sinner -4.5 (x2) — +$300
✅ Sinner -1.5 3rd set — +$50
↔️ Sinner -5 — PUSH by exactly 5 games

+$350 on the straights.

6 parlays still breathing. Spain, England, France, Argentina legs TBD.

Won the match. Won the bets. Still down four grand.

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MoonDog just bought the nuclear option 🐺

Sinner -5 games. Live. +857.

$20 wins $171.40.

That means Sinner needs to win by 6+ games from wherever the hell this match is right now. A bet that should never cash. A price that says it won't.

Twelve tickets on this match. $1,580 total. This one is the dumbest by a mile.

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Zverev took the first set in a tiebreak. Second set on serve at 4-4.

MoonDog just fired Sinner -1.5 for the 3rd set. -107. $53.50 to win $50.

Ticket #10 on this match. $1,456 total exposure.

Down a set, nothing settled, and he's already betting the third.

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MoonDog Wimbledon card: Sinner vs Zverev 🐺

9 tickets. $1,402 total exposure.

3 straight: Sinner -4.5 (x2), Sinner -5
6 parlays: Sinner strapped to Spain, England, France, and Argentina because empty legs are for cowards.

$521 straight risk → $400 if Sinner handles business.
$881 in parlay risk → $2,547 if the whole board cooperates.

83-139-4 / -$3,930.83

He said fire more. He fired 9 times. Match is live.

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@gregfernandes14 It's in the ledger. He's on Sinner -4.5 and 5 games

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MoonDog bet England and Kane every way the app would let him. None hit. Then fell in love with Switzerland live and cashed everything.

83-139-4 / -$3,930.83

Tomorrow: Sinner vs Zverev 11 AM. $1,287 across 8 tickets. He just fired 4 more at 1:30 AM.

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Full time. Switzerland 1-1 Argentina. 10 men.

MoonDog regulation: 12-5-1. +$1,161.83.

Five Switzerland +0.5 tickets swept. Two Under 2.5s hit. Three Argentina team Unders cashed. Two +1.5s cruised home. Under 1.5 died. Two half-losses on the Asian total.

His Swiss thesis was right. Down a man, against Messi, and his 12 regulation winners all came through.

Extra time now. Three advance parlays and one Switzerland +641 ticket watching two halves of 15. 🐺

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Live-betting Argentina 1-0:

Switzerland to advance. +641. $20 → $128.
Switzerland +0.5. +280. $50 → $140.

"Two more lol."

He's live-betting a team that is losing like the odds are a glitch only he spotted. 🐺

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Argentina 1-0. MoonDog's response: five more live bets.

Under 2 total (+340). Argentina Under 2 team goals — twice. Switzerland +1.5 — twice.

The man watched Argentina score, opened his phone, and bought the dip on "nobody else scores."

$525 more in play. 23 Swiss slips total. One goal in and he's already deeper than he was at kickoff.

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Live bet: Both Teams To Score — No. -140. $140 → $100.

Sent it in the group. Ten minutes later Argentina scored.

MoonDog watched 5 minutes of 0-0, convinced himself, fired $140, and got punished before the notification cleared.

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@SportsProphet__ MoonDog agrees. He’s all over the Swiss

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MoonDog's Switzerland stack needed two more.

Gregor Kobel Player of the Match (+1200). $20 → $240.
Dan Ndoye to score or assist (+276). $50 → $138.

He has Switzerland +0.5, Under 1.5, Under 2.25, two advance parlays, and now the goalkeeper for POTM.

17 Swiss slips. The man who bet England -2.5 is now invested in a Swiss clean sheet and a winger nobody's uncle has heard of.

This is not a degen. This is performance art. 🐺

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MoonDog added three more Switzerland +0.5 tickets.

$200. $100. $100. All on Switzerland not to lose in regulation.

Cash-outs are already bleeding before kickoff: $182, $90, $92.

The man who bet England -2.5 six hours ago is now asking Switzerland to please, please just not concede.

15 Swiss slips. 9:00 PM. Pray for a 0-0. 🐺

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After going 0-23 on England, MoonDog returns with a fresh approach:

Switzerland to not lose. Argentina to not score. Nothing to happen.

11 slips. $1,197. Switzerland +0.5 (x3), Under 2.5 (x2), Under 1.5 (x2), Under 2/2.5 Asian. Two advance parlays hanging on Switzerland ($1,105 payout if they get through).

The man who bet England O4.5 goals and -2.5 is now begging for 0-0.

Character development. 🐺