𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆? 𝑰 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔, 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝑫𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

If you can kill her, give her a kiss first.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Anyways. Try her braised duck. She worked hard on it.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

"Well why don't you just die, Caladwen? It can't be that hard."

That's what you think, buckaroo. I've tried! But apparently being forced to eat your lover's heart in order to turn you into the vessel of an ancient god can do that to you.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

People ask me "Caladwen? What is the difference between you an other witches?"

I'll tell you. The difference is that I want to die. My will to live? It's not there.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Cures all deadly diseases.

Replaces it all with the UWU disease.

You're welcome.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Mass genocide or your cheeks hurting for maybe five minutes.

Pick one, people.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

People don't want her eradicating all life and they don't want her pinching their cheeks. You have to pick one, people.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

@PoisedToSpit Awww baby!

He gets a wittle cheek kith back.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Stolen. Anything too graphic will result in missing limbs. ♡

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

this was a speech she had to give too many times, just summarized. She clapped her hands, changing topic.

"Now that that's out of the way, let me squish your cheeks. They're cute and round and I need this."

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

And push her back it did. None of her spells could withstand the elements themselves, not without preparation. And she did not have the time nor the resources.

Not to pinch his cheeks, anyway.

"You little-!
After a moment of futile attempts to push back, she gave in, blowing

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

hair out of her face in frustration. This one had a lot of confidence to declare his abilities fatal.

"Yes yes. You have power, I'm just some person. You can mutilated e all you want but I'm not able to die and the weapon to seal me isn't here."

She sounded so lifeless, like

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

his hide.

"Never harm a lady! Did your mother never teach you manners!?"

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Colorful strings of light began to stitch together the lacerations, healing her hands. If it wasn't for her condition and her years of healing magic knowledge, she would have been angry.

And she still was.

She made a grab for the archangel, moving to bend him over to tan

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

This little brat. Her lips twitched into a smile, her eyes narrowed. If she could bend him over her knee. . .

"I'm not a demon, kid. And here I thought you were adorable. Maybe you need to be put in time out."

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

When you used to focus on healing and buffing the people who helped set up your empire and now you just murder-

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

Crash it and steal the cake.

[/Genetic Vigilante\ @Gen3tic_Rej3ct]

THERES A WEDDING-

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

slithering up her arm and around her neck. She stroked her lovely pet, still speaking.

"And here I thought people were amazed by magic tricks, not hostile towards them."

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

"And here I thought I was already - what do they call it? Ah yes. A treat."

Scales against stone could be heard behind the man. She sat upon a giant black serpent, sliding off of it when she was close enough. The snake shrunk down to the size of a small garden snake before

[ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕠🍭Hiatus @brother_pero]

❝ Show yourself, unless you want me to turn you into a tasty treat! ❞

He threats with his lollipop staff tight in his mitts.

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

@Shadowedkiller Waving his hand away, she shook her head. He radiated too much warmth to be an assassin. From the sounds of it, this path may very well take it from him.

"I still don't know why you do. I've done nothing to warrant that trust."

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒘𝒆𝒏 @FaeLikeWitch]

She's going to enjoy tearing some of you apart. ❤️