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So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine. 

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@StevoTheWildBoi Levridge 😂

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My favorite emails are the ones from Grammarly telling me how well I’m doing.

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@d__hebert Omg haven’t had that in so long and now I NEED IT RIGHT AWAY.

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@btgrad @bassfingerz Wow I’m very late to the conversation. What do you need to know?

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@laraeparker Oh thank you, I’ll make sure I have one ready. 💛

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My laparoscopy is in two days and I can’t thank @laraeparker enough for existing and teaching me to advocate for myself when my shit gyno wouldn’t.

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So my friend did a year of no spending (except groceries and essentials) and saved 20k. 🤯 I really wanna do it butttttt that’s so much willpower.

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The upside of daylight savings is that I can pass as a morning person now. 😁

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I’m back for my yearly twitter appearance.

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My period being in synch with the blood moon is making me feel superior.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some.

-Me, working from home. Alone.

[Adrienne Sheares @AdriSheares]

I'm at the age where everything goes on my calendar. Work meetings, hair appointments, happy hour, getting up with friends.

If it's not on the cal - I will forget and be in my bed - happy as a clam.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Really crazy how I spent ages 12-16 getting cat called every single walk home from school and now as a 24 year old when I take walks down the same street I get 0 cat calls.

[Fafardian @Fafardian1]

The stress of choosing my bathroom tile is too much to handle

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@StevoTheWildBoi Yeah that’s insane

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@StevoTheWildBoi I feel like 144 lbs for someone over 6’ in incredibly thin!

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@JessicaPrdnc At least 4-5 times per day 🙆🏻‍♀️