JawKnee Carson

I used to look like a lesbian so I grew a mustache. Now I look like a lesbian with a mustache.

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

I'm opening a bakery called The Crumb Dumpster

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@DYLANDAFTDOOM @DailySquibs Music Box? What a fun screening!

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@Pr3TV @OdomMahlon @NostalgiaFolder Closest I've found is Ghost Recon Wildlands, scratches that itch

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@jenfarted Can confirm! Congrats pal!! 🤗🎉

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@panasonicyouths COOL MEME WHERE'D YA GET IT

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@BenjaminCrew1 I've not done a deep dive into silent horror, but years ago I got to see The Unknown (1927) at the Music Box as part of their horror fest. They had someone play a wildly eerie live electric guitar accompaniment, which sounds misguided, but it worked so well. His face haunts me

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@BenjaminCrew1 I keep seeing it on all levels of meme pages and going "YOU GO BEN" to nobody

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

Why am I crying

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

u made me feel so specialll ty
say goodbye grimace nowww

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@panasonicyouths Have been doing this and I feel everyone should

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@HenryInAHammock THAT WAS IT

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@BenjaminCrew1 Best films of 1997:

1) Good Burger
2) Face/Off
3) Mouse Hunt
4) Titanic

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@HenryInAHammock Just get two small silly ones on your arms instead like me

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@BenjaminCrew1 Big fan of this series, will never forget my jaw dropping in the 5th movie when they set up a car race, and DON'T SHOW THE RACE, smash cut to their hideout. Bewildering stuff, love this family

[JawKnee Carson @FaganTheColin]

@afrocosmist Smells like failure!

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@ProducerMcD Now that's a way-homer

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@standardhandle3 @FloralGene No, it was deemed Too Much by us both

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@FloralGene "Beedoe" = boobs

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@behindbluefries The plane crash part or the crippling alcoholism part

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@behindbluefries Those were ghosts making you cry Joey

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@HenryInAHammock *Patty Cake Anthem