Fahad Ismail

Saying the most inappropriate things since 1992. Dentist, living in the future and #music, so yeah!

[Fahad Ismail @Fahadness92]

All Tea 🍵 I’m hoping for a Michael or Joseph win this season, a lot of the others are either coasting through or just vile people. #BB24

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@ShahmainS I am. Just waiting for a patient. Prosth is the same everywhere

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@ShahmainS Lmao! Girl! Watch a show. Watch heartstopper! So cute!!

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Me today; im going to spend Eid as if it’s a normal day! No frills!!
My head 6 am in the morning: 🎶 Eid Mubarak, Eid Eid Mubarak, oh oh🎶 *set to Detox’s SuperSonic! 😒😒

[Fahad Ismail @Fahadness92]

When your own Twitter is just hate for the world but you’re judging your friend’s Twitter account for being a PTI Stan account! 😂😂

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@ShahmainS C’mon fangirl! Trolling the trolls for the trolls online, I see? 😂😂

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In my head I was thinking wth is this anti mask, anti Vaxxer is talking about. But in the moment I felt so much insecure because I was like these people can stoop to any level. I finished my namaz in the fear that I might get attacked, literally! Can’t even practice in peace 😑

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Today in the mosque I was about to say my namaz when a bearded man stopped me pointing at my mask. I thought he was asking me where I could get a mask. Turns out he was saying that my namaz won’t be accepted with a mask on. I dismissed him with a wave of my hand. 1/2

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@ShahmainS Yesss we stan inciting violence and shaming people!! C’mon leader, give us everything our petty hearts need! 😍

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@ShahmainS 💀💀😭😭

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To all my friends! We’re only going to be FaceTiming from now on! Love you all but I’m sorry I can’t afford this garbage! #PetrolDieselPrice

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@ShahmainS What charbi? It’s literally just retained fluid! That’s slowly freezing like silicon in all the wrong places! Miss thing is a walking talking butt implant where his stomach is!

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@ShahmainS Satan doesn’t have any students coming in! They now know that avicenna is trash for students and faculty alike! He ain’t gonna give no raise!

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@ShahmainS No! You can not be defending them now! 160/liter! Shahmain!

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@ShahmainS It is! As real as it can be!

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Idc if the world’s petrol prices have been hiked, IDC that Russia and Ukraine are bitch slapping and dragging each other by their pigtails butthis current hike in petrol price in Pakistan is too much & PTI can collectively sit on a pole & rotate like a beyblade! #PetrolPriceHike

[Fahad Ismail @Fahadness92]

@ShahmainS Although I really wanna have whatever he’s having! This optimism is too much!

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Me going to my workplace everyday!! ✌🏾

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me when ppl ask me why i went to medschool

[Fahad Ismail @Fahadness92]

This new Tax fantasy of @PTIofficial can f*** all the way off! Taxing basic food items and developmental equipment like laptops is lame! These idiots need to control the population growth and they’re taxing contraceptives! Like are you kidding me? Resources hain nai! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ flops