Fail Resorts

Making your ski season an #EPIC fail since 1997

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@todd_427 @VailResorts Usually right before we send the tweets. #EPIC

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@natefaulds @VailResorts Please only reserve the days that your bot is planning to ski. Thank you!

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@vailmtn That's right, through our Commitment to Zero we're well on our way to providing zero customer service to zero season pass holders by 2030. #EpicTogether @VailResorts

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Our employees are the (only) heart and soul of this company...

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A lawsuit filed against Vail Resorts on behalf of three employees is seeking class-action status and alleges the company has repeatedly violated federal labor laws as well as state labor laws. https://t.co/sU3RZI94Rs

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Quick update to our EPIC Pass reservation system... Season pass holders can now take their desired ski days and shove them directly up their rectums.

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