The Fail Whale Tales

Live Stand-Up Comedy Performed via Twitter by @heyitstva World Premiere in July at the Hamilton Fringe Festival! See for details! #FWT

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Mostly the 'wet' kind. RT @hughhefner Today (August 5) is the 48th Anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death. She still lives in our dreams.

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Keep the questions for "Iron Chef America"'s Kevin Brauch coming in for today's 'Tweet the Guest'!

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2 TVA Podcasts being recorded today. Keep sending in all your questions for Nile Seguin and John Wing!

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"A Tale of Two Suburbs" #worldsthinnestbooks

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Time to build the next show. Where to put it on, that's a different story.

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Thanks to all who followed and showed up for the Hamilton Fringe! It was greatly appreciated and we'll let you know when the next show is!

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Here's a quick review of how things went for @FailWhaleTales at the Hamilton Fringe Festival. http://bit.ly/mT2xQ

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Thanks to all that came out to @FailWhaleTales it was a fun. Can't wait for the next 'fest...or wherever's got wifi and people who can read.

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@jacklayton Good that you set the Americans straight. Did you make them sit around for 7 hours before you told them?

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@Oprah Hey oprah. Zup? Folks in Hamilton want to know how to go about getting cars. Please send some. Stay away from GMs please.

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You pick now...

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@babygirlparis Relaxing day? Which of the previous 1000000000 days have NOT been that for you? Go do something! Pick up a shift at Starbucks

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Okay...Celebs...

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What you've never just wanted to talk codshit to Obama? Seriously?

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@BarackObama So how was your day? I came into town...kicked about...went to LuLuLemon...You ever wear their stuff? It's comfy.

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@BarackObama Health Care REform? You bet...how do you spell 'Canada'?

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If you thought my accents were bad now, try typing themmm

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@Schwarzenegger AAAAAHHHNULD! DO EET NAAAAAAWH!

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Your choice now...

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@AKGovSarahPalin I bet it's great being in the city having a picnic...wait...DIDN'T YOU QUIT?!?!? Stop tweeting and go open a craft store...