Patrick S. Tomlinson's Failed Career

I sell less than 1000 copies a year, have been dropped by two publishers, haven't been published in years, and make six figures on writing. Do the math, child.

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@reid_dc @stealthygeek You should see how a fat biped cheated in a brewers fun run. His name is Patrick Tomlinson. See https://t.co/WryCxWT8YT for details.

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@jessepstein @stealthygeek Lol pat is going to try and argue about how important running is in protohumans because he pretends to be a runner. Look at these sad pics he spammed on his gym's instagram

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@RevivalCare @stealthygeek How are your ethics any more objective than religious people's? Especially when you're driven and checked by faggots on twitter. Nice lego avatar btw, what are you 6?

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@JDAvatar @stealthygeek @patsfaucet Dude, he's writing a retarded dickins fanfic. He's focusing on irrelevant details because he has no substance.

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@MondeBoeuf @stealthygeek Pat is just mad that most of his tweets get no views. He loves to brag about his followers or when the rare "viral" tweet gets a couple million impressions.

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@gomeetmary @stealthygeek That explains why pat constantly brings up the fact that he drives a v8 mustang and motorcycle and lies about being a Real Life Tough Guy who works out every day.

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@Nickyshearsby22 I plan on writing a spite novel based on @stealthygeek at some point, but I encourage everyone to put a ridiculous character like him in their books. https://t.co/qX4LPN5Atc

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@bozewick @stealthygeek @rafaelshimunov As you've seen, pat was a complete dunce in high school. He didn't have sports or drugs to distract him either. He also didn't go to college but pretends to be an expert in science and he was too smart for high school. Lol.

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@jivekata @stealthygeek You should see pat's penis that he sent to the news. Spoiler: it's very small and he DMCAs anyone who post it because he is so ashamed.

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@bozewick @stealthygeek @rafaelshimunov Rick is responding from behind a block because he is a coward, but here is a treat to let you know how the last year has been for him. Take care. https://t.co/eQhSmrmFhg

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@bozewick @stealthygeek @rafaelshimunov He has hundreds and he cries about it on a daily basis lol. That youtube account is his though and he posted that set because it was one of his best.

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@bozewick @stealthygeek @rafaelshimunov In addition to pat not understanding carlin or what he stood for (like it's that deep lol) he also doesn't understand humor in general. Look at his failed career as an author and stand up comic: https://t.co/y2kArFY6ZW

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@GA_Mouse Oh most definitely.

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@Nickyshearsby22 Dunk on the pedophiles and SpEds that surround @stealthygeek

He also is a SpEd himself and a lot of fun to bully.

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@thunder_punt @stealthygeek @elonmusk Pat is friends with multiple convicted sex predators, including ones who target children. #letthatsinkin @DrPizza @KellyLWilliams

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@Maneki9Neko @stealthygeek @elonmusk Pat is just defensive because it has been pointed out that he is friends on social media and in real life with multiple child sex predators and rapists. Look at @DrPizza as an example.

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@FlipyTalk @CanqueJenn @kellylynnthomas @stealthygeek @KA_Doore Are you talking to Pat? In case you forgot, that's the guy who copypastes impotent threats of prison and claims of how every random person has committed "multiple felony crimes for which they are under law enforcement investigation for" about 50 times a day.

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@CanqueJenn @kellylynnthomas @FlipyTalk @stealthygeek @KA_Doore Don't listen to him, Mr. Prezzie. He's trying to gaslight you like abusive narcs tend to do. We'll all see how much Pat really makes from writing when Jerry Jen Esq. performs his debtors examination. I hope you got a lawyer for that, pat. Nice defying a court order, stupid.