Chris Grayling

Currently working on new material

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

I’m still here… and I’m ready to serve as your Prime Minister!

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Having now digested the Sue Gray report I am saddened to discover that the Prime Minister falls short of the levels of competence, integrity and wisdom people associate with me

But I am prepared to forgive him and fully back him if I can have a Cabinet Post? Pleeease

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

@seanjonesqc Any moment now...

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Hancock needs to go

What we need is a new Sec of State for Health

Ahem... if I was called upon... I would reluctantly accept!

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

@Timtgu @vonderleyen @BorisJohnson Not sure but as I don't have a Ministerial job currently ever day is a wonder-lie-in.

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Unlucky for Gavin that I decided to have a holiday!

[Jason Groves @JasonGroves1]

The ⁦@ConHome⁩ league table of Cabinet ministers make sobering reading for Gavin Williamson

[John Hyde @JohnHyde1982]

Hedgehogs are doomed then.

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

🌳💸💰

Hoorah for the Ministerial Magic Money tree!!!

https://t.co/5E0BobM3Pr

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Och the noooo wahey man did I ever tell ye the Grayling Clan were once from the Highlands (of Surrey)?

If anyone needs a new AG for Scotland I’m Oven ready and McAvailable 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

I refuse to confirm or deny I have dropped my rattle

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

I hear the education job may be free... I’m clearly the most talented Tory in need of a post!

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Pleased to have a fan!

[Jerry Hayes @jerryhayes1]

@Adrian_Hilton @AnthonySeldon @UniOfBuckingham @ClassicFM This is clearly a job for Grayling to sort

[Jonathan Black @jonblackbsb]

You just wouldn’t risk it, would you ?

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

I am still currently available for hire as a Minister

Diary this week clear if needed

Could also perform role as an expert negotiator

Phone on the hook and ready to receive offers

Will go to shops later so ring now or you may be disappointed

[The Guardian @guardian]

Chris Grayling's failings: a catalogue of the former minister's errors https://t.co/CTqix4PLI5

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Congratulations you are looking at the new Chair of the Intelligence Select Committee

Weds 11th March 2020 at 11am. When Satire finally died.

[Chris Grayling @FailingGrayling]

Looking forward to the full Cabinet reshuffle.

A new role?

Or one from my greatest hits? (Lord Chancellor, Transport)

Anyway - ready and eager and surprisingly available

[Shoaib M Khan @ShoaibMKhan]

Grayling for Prime Minister.

#StartAnArgumentIn4Words