Failing Humanity

Status : Slayer of the Reeeeeeeeee
Occupation : Follower of the Meme God
Designation : Keter Class SCP Cognitohazard by Site-14
Pronouns : Oh/My God

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@ursultrymia Older guys will always be into younger girls and younger girls will always be into older guys. this is a tale as old as time and unlike guys, girls have this thing called the biological clock that goes tick tock tick tock at around 30

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@Geniustechw what if they just add metal plates to the floor that can get electrocuted individually?

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@honeymoon250 In that scenario, my wife would also have written an apology letter before mistakenly committing a double suicide with that other man without my knowledge.

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@nobleisawinner those look kike weights for a grandfather clock... my grandmom had one with a set just like them

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@trumplicans2024 it missed a spot .. right there (circles face)

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@Neccccy 👍

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@ohhanxiety the Quacks (because of all the duckfaces)

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@Airaasayss terra

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@Neccccy it would be a blast

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@Shadow007US yes

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@benonwine Attempt 1: Kindly ask if I could pass.
if that fails.
Attempt 2: Lit Lighter on his clothes because they sure look burnable

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@Emily_660 I would rather have a loyal girlfriend than a fuck buddy. so no

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@Matt_Pinner EpiPen

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@honeymoon250 know a good eye surgeon

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@trumplicans2024 Maybe it needs a few more hits to the face from the ugly branch to even things out? Like, you know, if you hit it hard enough, you might hit the ugly out of it.

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@dendolly1 om dat het wit is?

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@FFT1776

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@wakeupusa call cps

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@honeymoon250 no... in fact it needs more pork, beef, chicken, sheep, fish and tofu products so that people can eat a more diverse selection of foods

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@ronsterd89 Going by the last few days...Muslim Terrorists. just pointing it out