BOYFAILURE ‘BENJI’ CHURCH

All hail the messiah (@boyfailurebenji), follow to join the church. PFP made by: @totallynotzoey_

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Welcome to the Church, in this thread, you will find everything you need to know about our messiah; aka Twitter’s favourite twink & government experiment.

If you’re looking for his account, it’s mentioned in the bio!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Sometimes I see this wallpaper and then remember that this account exists

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Do I migrate this account to Bluesky?

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Benji Birthday Story now available on ao3!

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‘Twas a dark and stormy night, and one soul had a mission. Benji had climbed the mountain over the village below, seeking the Burning Bush of legends. Sankt Will had spoken to Benji’s divine form through this bush, and if the legends were right, the bush was on the top of this

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to have met him. To Benji!”

“To Benji!”

Happy Birthday Benji :)

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‘Twas a dark and stormy night, and one soul had a mission. Benji had climbed the mountain over the village below, seeking the Burning Bush of legends. Sankt Will had spoken to Benji’s divine form through this bush, and if the legends were right, the bush was on the top of this

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I may not have known Benji very long, but I can say with absolute certainty that Benji is the coolest guy ever. He’s the most glorious sock selling king this side of Neptune, and without him I never would have tried the heavenly delicacy that is a hotdog from 7/11. And I’m happy

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Coming out tomorrow!

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The crazy thing is… I think all my irls know who Cheesechompa is.

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People in the Boyfailure Bible, who wants to give a toast for this thing I’m writing?

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Failure Christmas coming up soon guys, mark your calendars I’ve got something planned

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When writing how should I differentiate between Benji as God and Benji as Jesus? Because I have indeed encountered a roadblock

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GYATT FORBID THAT I ROMANTICIZE THIS!!!

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Rip Benji 2