Purso

Die young and save yourself

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

Can we as a society collectively decide on just one individual usage for the acronym STI please?

It is very confusing to determine whether we're dealing with a Soft Tissue Injury, a Short Term Incentive, or the downstairs one.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can't properly describe to anyone under the age of 30 just how cool the Internet was before Amazon, Google, Meta, and Apple turned it all into a walled garden of garbage and commerce.

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

@MMF006 @FootballAUS Good point, well made

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

If we're in a car and drive past cows and you don't point out the cows, we're not taking any more car trips

[Bekaloo 🤡 @bekaloo]

out of touch, every single person I’ve ever been in a car with when passing cows have pointed out the cows and we all looked.

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

Hahahaha what the actual false equivalence fuck?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

@MargBarAmerica @AOC Why is AOC being asked to apologize for a single remark at the DNC while MTG doesn’t have to apologize for a long history of anti-Muslim, pro-Israel voting and statements?

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

This is blatantly untrue when every single leftist constantly asks AOC why she can't be more like Ilhan, Rashida, Lee, and Cori Bush, to name a few. This is exactly how Hillary people smeared Bernie supporters—to see it deployed by so-called leftists against the left is so gross.

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

The funniest part was still that Politico journalist who had to humiliate himself by pretending to be unable to handle her workout routine, all in an effort to prove she was an irl superwoman and not a woman in her 80s with declining health..

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

The inferiority complex of Australian soccer fans will never not be funny. The AFL isn't out to get you. The AFL doesn't fucking know you exist. Your crowds would be a rounding error on theirs. Less people are watching your games on TV than are going to theirs.

[calle @callebtc]

Age verification is the Trojan horse for complete control of the internet.

Imagine you'd have to register your identity to read a newspaper. That's what this is about.

They say it's for the children, but it really is about taking away your right to use the web anonymously.

[full slack @fullslack_]

Matt Yglesias [trying to understand literally anything]:

I really don’t understand this

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

Honestly thought it had died 20 years ago

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

The PR fight around AI is wild. They don't even try and argue it's going to make regular people's lives better. Just like "it's going to take all your jobs and maybe end the world" while your power bill goes up, it pollutes your neighborhood and they buy off local politicians.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The fuck is going on on this website

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

I know it's been a while and it seems pointless to harp on this, but pretending this is anything other than what it obviously is makes you seem extremely dishonest and brings into question every other thing you say about anything.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Anyone still pretending that it wasn't a Nazi salute should be required to watch this and do it themselves.

[Purso @FaintOfMatts]

I continue to use a false dichotomy to ignore objective reality

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

How is it that every time I see a new photo of the Oval Office it has more gold stuff lol it’s almost like a sight gag

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Liars can't handle it.