Faz

take your time to cool your mind

[Faz @Faipop]

@IIstura

[Faz @Faipop]

@InsaneContext Did he hear tooled up and took it literally?

[(-(-_(•_•)_-)-) @BillyNoMates]

@theJeremyVine @lisa01403 @narindertweets @CarersUK

[Faz @Faipop]

@narindertweets @theJeremyVine @CarersUK You hold so many people (rightfully) to account, why not Vine who has contributed to the negative noise around welfare claimants?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Israel commits a war crime by killing Hind Rajab.

Then they say it’s a lie and that it never happened.

Then they change their story and say, “Okay, it did happen, but it wasn’t us. It was Hamas.”

Then it becomes, “Alright, it happened, but we’ll investigate ourselves.”

Rinse and repeat.

[Faz @Faipop]

@CarersUK Your address about having the disabled-people-hating Jeremy Vine hosting isn't an address fyi

[🌸 willow 🌸 @wiwiiowow]

genuinely underrated genre of bowl right here. pasta excels in conditions like these

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Columnists for The Telegraph and The Spectator meet to discuss the news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to live in the UK.

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Faz @Faipop]

@89Gers @SophieP25397 He was an electrician and he’s dead🙄

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Reform sold the idea that stopping the boats would fix all our problems.

Now, they're moving on to targeting the disabled, and the elderly will be next.

Their party depends on creating targets driven by hate rather than offering solutions for ordinary people.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

A homeless man had been found in Clacton, shouting at pigeons about losing a deposit. If anyone knows who he is, please collect him from behind the bins at Lidl.

[Dan De'Ath @DeAthCardiff]

Don’t worry if your A-level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. I spent most of my career discrediting climate change, only for it to completely ruin the farm that I bought to avoid paying tax.

[Craig. @bambibristol]

And yet…in a cruel twist of fate, their vote counts just as much as ours.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Checkmate, Nige.

[Defend Our Juries @DefendOurJuries]

Yesterday in the UK, Bristol police arrested this child under the Terrorism Act for holding a sign with the words “plasticine action group” on it.

For anyone who’s unsure, it’s not yet illegal to mention plasticine action, Morph, Wallace & Gromit or Chicken Run.

📸: @JustBarold

[Faz @Faipop]

@SimonHarrisMBD Oh man I forgot about leather style vhs cases, you just unlocked a memory!

[Faz @Faipop]

@ReallyNiceDerek @eneribehave @emmie__92 You replied to it though and mentioned grooming gangs even though it wasn’t remotely connected to the original tweet