Lazr Brockheim

“The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future” - Oscar Wilde

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@uncrownedcombat @arielhelwani After suffering two significant leg injuries, he wants to return at 39 years old with zero fights in 6 years, and 1 win in what will be 8 years? Sounds like a fantastic plan! Go for it you delusional, rapey, little leprechaun

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@uncrownedcombat @benfowlkesMMA @RAFWrestlingUSA Wow. So sad. I guess, “Good for Ben”, but WTH? He looks like a bloated lesbian. I’m blocking that video image from my mind and I’ll only remember his Mizzou days.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@MMAFighting @MikeHeck_JR Good for Ben. But that was disgraceful.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@DovySimuMMA One check hook landed, and the rest were two men flailing and exhausted. Not exactly an, “INSANE ENDING TO THE ROUND”

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@ark_signal @mikesimonsen I have absolutely no reference point to corroborate your statement. In fact, I’m only familiar with families that help and support each other financially for success.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@mikesimonsen God bless the Mormons, Utah can’t carry the entire country.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@mikesimonsen Agreed. The transition will be gradual over the next decade, and it doesn’t pick up pace for 5 more years. Moreover, 15% of Boomers own 2 or more homes. And when you factor in the decrease in immigration and declining birth rates, the demographic shift becomes much more real

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@TheCinesthetic Happy birthday, big guy!

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@mikesimonsen Help is on the way

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@pruntdawg @mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA I fail to see any connection between my sexual proclivity and my disdain for Conor. By your standard should I infer your support of Conor also means you’d have sex with him?

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@saintdagem @mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA My goodness, such emotional sensitivity. And there’s no reason for me to try and take away from Conor’s accomplishments. He’s already done that himself by never defending his titles, becoming an alcoholic, and raping a woman.

[Marques LeClair @MarcClairNoShow]

This plays like an SNL skit from the ‘90’s and it’s beautiful.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@D__Zachi 38 year old Larry Holmes

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA Good Lord. The “Mac” has been gone for nearly 10 years. Leave the poor man alone. Allow him to ride off peacefully to his world of cocaine and raping.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA It’s more likely he’ll die drugged outta his mind, bloated, nude, sitting on a toilet, with a ruptured aorta.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@Agriculfuture I prefer my pork cooked.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@_ReckNick And so were all his fans that bet money on him.

[Lazr Brockheim @FaireLazr]

@Chris_Alex If I ate that for breakfast I'd be wrecked for the day. Why does your gluttony have to start-off your morning?