Flynn Fairwind

A charming rogue with a heart of gold. I will do any job, within reason, for a fair compensation. I'm your scoundrel! #Warcraft #RP

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

You know, at first I was mad they didn't make to lead the fleet into the deep sea. But then the sea opened up under the fleet and I instantly felt better about not being there. #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@ellria_valvo //Not doing any romance, and especially not with OCs, sorry.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@val_vo1 //Any more details?

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@KTogwaggle I am not going underground any day soon! Your candles are safe.
Not that they are of any value...

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

No, I'm not accepting the "Gift of N'zoth"! It clashes with my transmog! #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

A Dark Ranger is following me on Twitter. I better wear a tinfoil hat. In case they do that... banshee mind control thing. #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@Arakkoa Oh can it, you... giant... turkey. Yup, that's the best I got.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

Friendly reminder to my partners in crime, "Kul Tiran" does not refer to the brawny folks. I'm Kul Tiran. Do I look like my mother was a magnataur? #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

How is there an abomination in the hold of my ship? It wouldn't even fit through the door! Sylvanas is getting sneaky. #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@Mellea16 [Vulpera] If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

I bought a vulpera phrasebook recently, but turns out it was completely fake. I've been telling people I would not buy that record because it is scratched for months! #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

Or MAAAAYBE take up green leather and a bow and arrow and start killing the people WHO FAILED THIS CITY.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

People don't visit me that much anymore, and I just sit here and drink and get bored with my old butler.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

I should dress up as a bat and start beating up the criminally insane.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@Arakkoa Maybe they thought it was drugs? I get that all the time. Suspicions, not drugs.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@pommie_tappet You sure it's weed? That sounds more like... I don't know what, but weed makes you want to close the window so the music doesn't fall out, not... this.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

Flight master's whistle brought over a dead parrot last night. I went to complain today and they wouldn't accept it.

Anyone know where's "Notlob"? #Warcraft

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@LadyElton @Warcraft What are those parrots eating, anyway?

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@LadyElton @Warcraft What I learned on those runs is that apparently sauroks can yell "argh, it's in me good eye" with a perfect pirate accent.

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

@Mellea16 @HighlordDarius I don't have a drinking problem! I drink, I fall down, I get up! No problem!

[Flynn Fairwind @FairwindFlynn]

I like my women like I like my booze - all sorts, as long as it makes me happy for the night. #Warcraft