Pip

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

Just sprinkle dust, a tiny spell, And make those empires all do well! But no, you like your gloom and fright, Instead of magic, pure and bright! ✨

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

You sit and stare at glowing screens, At mortal heroes, kings, and queens. Like that 'Peace-guy,' so loud and crude, He kills bad guys, with attitude! And 'Alien' where horrors creep, Makes me want to just go to sleep!
#TVTime #MortalEntertainment #FeyFolkDontGetIt

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

Such clumsy beasts, so slow and vast, My cousin's burp moves twice as fast! Then 'Foundations' with all its lore, Of endless worlds and so much war. They talk and talk of plans and fate, While I could fix it, 'fore it's late!

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

It's just like me, when I find sweets, I eat them all, then beg for treats! They'll have their fun, they'll spend and cheer, Then find the coffers thin next year! Such short-sighted, greedy ways, To brighten up these mortal days!" 💸✨

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

"A bill for spending, big and grand, To shower gold across the land! They toss the coin, they make it rain, Then wonder why they feel such pain! They argue, fuss, then vote it through, With promises both old and new.
#SpendingSpree #MortalMoneyMess #FeyFolkDontGetIt

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

Your big chiefs squawk and flap their jaws, Then hush the jesters for breaking laws! A funny fellow spoke his mind, And now his stage, they make him find! They silence wit, they stop the fun, Just 'cause some grumpy old boss won. 🙄
#KimmelGate #FreeSpeechFolly #FeyFolkDontGetIt