Hi everyone, my name is Dad! I'm here to turn your day around with a bunch of dad jokes and a bunch of dumb stuff! I also hate Dinkleberg! Dad of the year!!!
My wife kicked me out of the house for the day for cleaning Timmy's room with peanut butter! Geez, how was I supposed to know he was allergic to peanut butter??? Now instead of being a responsible dad and take Timmy to the hospital, I made a Twitter account!
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