Shoeless Cinderella

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Just carb loaded in preparation for my nap. #GOLDMEDAL #SundayFunday #lazyaf

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Disappointed I haven't seen one grill to match all the other #bling these track & field athletes are wearing. #Rio2016 #trackandfield #swag

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

When u've been avoiding someone on #snapchat all day & then u fuck up & post a story. Y are you writing me? #fail #blameitonthevodka #stop

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Work is like being in a plural marriage with no sex and horrible sister wives. #sisterwives #iwantadivorce #workworkwork #Rhianna

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

It's hard to get to work on time when u have more important things to do. Like trying to get ur dog to wear sunglasses for an Instagram pic.

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Maybe I should just become a nun... #single #soundseasier #jesusismybf #nomakeupmovement #keepingmyoptionsopen

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Decided to get bangs. Will prob regret this decision more than the time I got a "Chinese" symbol tattoo. #Regret #hair #fingerscrossed

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Flossed my teeth this morning. Really feeling like I have my shit together. #TuesdayMotivation #mydentistisgoingtoloveme #adulting

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

What the fuck? You don't eat carbs? UNMATCH! UNMATCH! UNMATCH! #carbsarelife #tinder #stillsingle #carbsaremyboyfriend #truelove

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Wishing some1 would burn a mixed cd full of illegally downloaded songs to show their love for me.Is that too much to ask? #RelationshipGoals

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

I wish #tinder had a #douche button. #single #onlinedating #notdtf

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Fuck you if you'd rather go to the bar with your bros 6 nights a week than spend time with me. I don't need that in my life. #single4life

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Why doesn't my dog want to watch Puss in Boots with me?! 😿#devastated #single

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Fasted cardio. #sheddingforthewedding! Jk. Just trying to get a #boyfriend. #single

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

If I know more about ur ex than u, u may not be over her. & I don't give a shit what ur ex's sisters best friends ex boyfriends dogs name is

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Must...Stop....#Monday #grinch

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

All these guys are eating salads w/kale smoothies & I'm over here eating a steak & potato #single #genderroles #menvswomen #lovefood #fatkid

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Returned a swimsuit bc I felt #fat in it then went and ate a #hamburger @McDonalds. #singlelife

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Wtf is w/all the guys I meet online looking to date that end up back w/their wife, baby momma or gf 2 weeks later? #singlelife #onlinedating

[Shoeless Cinderella @FairyTaleMeNot]

Had dinner w/my ex-boyfriends, ex-wife's, ex-husband last night & that's not even the most awkward thing I've done this yr #single #dating