Faith Calhoun

Love my family, hearing my kids calling me "mom", my country, crafting, Days of Our Lives, and have the utmost respect for our military AND police officers!!!

[Faith Calhoun @FaithCalhoun715]

@PokemonGoApp #gogimmieghoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Las Vegas Review-Journal @reviewjournal]

Do you support renaming @LASairport after Harry Reid?

[Faith Calhoun @FaithCalhoun715]

@XplodingUnicorn I gave up even TRYING to help after they got past 3rd grade!!😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: Can you help me with my math homework?

Me: Yes.

10: *points to the problem*

Me: No.

[Adina Chelminsky @AdinaChel]

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results might be insanity, but it’s also parenting... -@XplodingUnicorn

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Lo más hilarante (y real) del universo.
Ansío los lunes por leerla.

[Jesse Merrick - Silver & Black Sports Network @JesseSBSN]

Move to Vegas they said, the weather is always beautiful they said 🤣

#VegasSnow ❄️ #VegasBorn

[Faith Calhoun @FaithCalhoun715]

@DesertValley_28 @cocaineshrimp @PokemonGoApp Wow. I also wonder about the incense. I had 22 by the time mine wore off

[Miranda Lambert's MuttNation @MuttNation]

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#TractorSupplyTuesday

[Treasure Tails @TailsTreasure]

It started with a kiss

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Put your dirty laundry in the hamper.

5-year-old: I can't.

Me: Why not?

5: I don't want to.

[Faith Calhoun @FaithCalhoun715]

@rara_corp @DonutInterns Ok. In my defense... needed more options beyond YTA and NTA. She really SHOULD know how the can opener works. But yes.. 6 hours later becomes starving your child. He SHOULD have let her try for awhile, and when she honestly couldn’t figure it, he could’ve shown her how to start

[Meowed @Meowed]

From fairy.s.renchon

Eep! Why dis water bite back?

#meowed #meowedofficial #TheMeowedClub

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

You can tell how old you are by how many sounds you make when you stand up or sit down.

I am approximately one million years old.