Faith Dorn

Commentator. Promoter. Ring Announcer. Writer. Heard on @NewLevelPro1, Pro Wrestling Mixtape, & @PWMovement1.

[Faith Dorn @FaithDorn]

Sweet Home Alexandria #WalkingDeadCountry @WalkingDead_AMC

[Faith Dorn @FaithDorn]

If Mothra comes out next… #WrestleMania

[Joe Gagne @joegagne]

One of the best versions of this dive that I’ve seen

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

I have no idea who is right and who is wrong - or what the email form said.
But I just received, perhaps, the most hilarious texts I have ever received in my life …. Go Bucs.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way everything just got worse is frying me so bad😭

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

[Faith Dorn @FaithDorn]

Hey, folks! Please be on the lookout for Ms. Brenda! Last known to be on Camp Creek Parkway. #Alabama #Anniston #Atlanta #BOLO #CampCreek #CampCreekParkway #Georgia #MissingPerson

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Now that it’s officially November

[সিদ্ধার্থ (Siddhartha) @quinoa_biryani]

Jane Goodall died today. While smarter and more informed people will talk about her work, I want to share a snippet from her Wikipedia page - the two greatest paragraphs ever on Wikipedia. The first parts are amusing and interesting, but the last sentence elevates it to high art.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please

Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now

Me: omg who 😳

Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

[Faith Dorn @FaithDorn]

One of the best episodes of “The Twilight Zone”: “[She] discovered in a minute last fragment of her life that there was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. Object lesson for the more frightened amongst us in or out, of the Twilight Zone.” #RobertRedford

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today.

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

How do you know he’s not doing this out of hate and spite? You don’t.

[Len @weedatman]

I know it was peak Hays era but did they really have to be sitting around a table at 1:30 am drinking milk

[Foodie Huxtable @DaMayorOfGso]

This a jive turkey.

[Shelby DeGarmo @shelbyj_art]

I think im gonna paint MORE borzoi cause this quote has been sitting warm in my heart lately

[erika @yeeeerika]

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

[cob @sillierdeadite]

i’ll be seated every time