@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {I take a fistful of ice from the nearby cooler and press my cold hands to my face. It... actually helps. Though the mention of jello is far more helpful.}
Oooh, is it red jello? I havenβt had that in years.
@DisdainfulVenus @EpicureanDusk Well why didnβt you say so? {Though Iβm definitely not resisting, I let her tug me along anyway. Thatβs kind of o u r t h i n g, right?}
Whatβs the occasion? {My brow furrows.} The Fourth already happened, right? I swear it already happened.
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {I open the door with bleary eyes and not-so-mild gremlin vibes. Thatβs what happens when itβs summer here and... not summer in Australia. Why did I agree to take remote classes?}
Hmm? {I sniff the air.} I swear Iβm hallucinating barbecue...
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {I donβt even try to twirl her, or flounce him, or however they do their thing. They show each other off best, and I just get to enjoy the view. No sprained ankles involved.
I wait for them to do their thing and try not to (so obviously, anyway) mess myself up too much.}
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus Please donβt put a fez on me. {Only because Iβm already self-consciously smoothing down some of the baby hairs at my hairline.}
Thanks El. {Honestly because Iβd forgotten, so Iβm definitely more than grateful in the kiss I give his lips.}
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {They can probably time it at this point β ugh. Not that Iβm not already pink in the face, though half of it is because itβs been five whole minutes and they havenβt fixed something in my wardrobe.}
Sounds great. You guys areβare great.
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {I try not to choke on the laugh I shake my head with.} No... no I canβt really pull that off. You guys can β thatβs more than enough.
{But, like I always have to when makeup is involved, I have to make sure I navigate the kisses I give to their cheeks light and cautious.}
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus Always.
{Not Like is ever day anything else. But I kind of mean it, too. No, I definitely mean it, I just... donβt want to seem as corny as I sound. One dayβone day they might have one date where they donβt make fun of him.}
Both of you look... wow.
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {I hop into the room on one foot, wiggling my leg through the ankle of my slacks and with everything else good but the bow tie hanging loose and undone around my upturned shirt collar. But the hair is managed! Brushed back! So take that!}
Coming, jeez, you guys are fast...
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus {If I was psychic and knew they were having pizza before what Iβm assuming is a dinner date?
But Iβm definitely not. Iβm awkwardly using both ends of the towel when my phone goes off and β yup, theyβre going to kill me. That was their plan all along.}
[TEXT]: K O
@EpicureanDusk @DisdainfulVenus Okay. Okay... {Well if thereβs one thing Iβm sure of, itβs that no matter what I do theyβll find a way to pick it to pieces. Thereβs something kind of soothing about that. No need to be perfect.
{But if Iβm late theyβll never forgive me. So. Shower time.}
@DisdainfulVenus @EpicureanDusk . . .
{I groan and physically distance myself from the bed with every inch of effort in my body.}
[TEXT]: Shit. This is where the bow tie would work, right?