Faith Kearns

American Monkey Psychiatrist

[Faith Kearns @FaithKearns]

There’s an alternate timeline where OJ didn’t murder two people and now he just plays The Rock’s adorable dad in stuff.
@TheRock #ifonly #hellohollywood #hollywood #truecrime #SSDGM late night thoughts with @SeanCowhig

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The most shocking development from this season of @CW_Riverdale is that they live on a planet with 23 hour days and 5 seasons.

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@YTWFXX I loved Lily Tomlin in I <3 Cuckabees

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@YTWFXX Who's D do I have to S to get a bachelorette tshirt with a personalized heckle on the back?

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@mattingebretson Been there. Summer of 2015. ❤️🥗🍳

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#throwbackthursday
📸: fahnona
Bleach blonde pixie baby Faith all aglow with rose-colored perception of the past. Probably getting ready for The Illusion by Tony K
#bleachblonde… https://t.co/0TnGkG704O

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I made a gingerbread house! Merry merry!! 🎄🎅🤶⛄️🍪☃️ https://t.co/Kwq47imMZL

[Faith Kearns @FaithKearns]

I made a gingerbread house! Merry merry!! 🎄🎅🤶⛄️🍪☃️ https://t.co/K5Gy3cBRHo

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@StevenRayMorris My parents deserve better than me.

[Faith Kearns @FaithKearns]

Guess who has zero chill about voting, themed outfits, iconic 80s sitcoms, and voting blue... me!

#ivoted #vote #californiacounts #voteblue #voteblue2018 #vintage #goldengirls #pincurls… https://t.co/ugH2tcaQQ6

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Guys! I had the honor of portraying of an addict for @smosh and their collaboration with Elks Lodge and the DEA in a PSA. I got to double the beautiful, talent @co_mill in a terrible… https://t.co/zJgg99cLLX

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We’ve got some real heavy hitters sitting in the audience tonight! bullandbearertheatre thesparechangeseries Godot’s PA just came to say he’s running late. We’ll hold the show— but not… https://t.co/yC8AjcMEWL

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Guys! Im in a staged reading tomorrow night! I get to share the stage with my man @seancowhig and a ton of other talented artists and And AND all the proceeds go to help our beloved… https://t.co/LF8GUR156r

[Faith Kearns @FaithKearns]

We went tubing with new (for me) friends! Yes I’m wearing an American flag visor. There was a theme I had goin’ #gowiththeflow indeed #lazyriver #attimes #vacation #merica @ Saco River https://t.co/ggy5pm50Pn

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Shit just gets weirder and weirder, man.

#deepthoughts

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Last night I learned Matt Jones is from my hometown, that we went to the same high school, and that he was responsible for the senior prank spoken of as legend in my time. I also learned… https://t.co/zxUQkxLW1M

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A work of art is good if it has sprung from necessity. In this nature of its origin lies the judgement of it: there is no other.
- Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

#art #poetry #rilke #meaning #purpose #goodart #makegoodart

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@JhonenV I think I just waited on you. Too chickenshit to ask. But if I did, I’m a fan. Thanks for your things you make.

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@SeanCowhig Love you baby, thank you. We got this 🙏💖

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#nottodaysatan #respect #selfrespect #wedeservebetter #whereisthelove

[Faith Kearns @FaithKearns]

I think I just lost out on a potential agent because I wasn’t brave enough to risk my safety by meeting a stranger at the mouth of a hiking trail with less than 12 hours notice.

Or that’s what he wants me to think.
#actorslife #smh