Faith Lewis

29. ⚢ Haleigh💋

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

the same but not #LGBTQoftwitter

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@Hales_Whales

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

My wife asked me “if I asked, would you go get me another bag of Cheetos..,I’m having Braxton Hicks” while in bed. She’s not pregnant, just on day 1 of her period. She then finished the bag she was not done eating and said “never mind. I’m full”.

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@Hales_Whales

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@Hales_Whales

[Haleigh Parrish @Hales_Whales]

Watched this probably 15 times, what is that 😅 season 30 ep 4 @GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

@Hales_Whales

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

@Hales_Whales

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

Do you ever blink so hard you can hear it

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

@Hales_Whales We’re doomed

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

What can I say, I love her 😩

[Haleigh Parrish @Hales_Whales]

@FaithLewis11 is the biggest @cher fan so we just played Cher-Roulette with her music library to see how many songs she could name just hearing the beginning. She’s very quick with it

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

Slim Jim’s and Hot Fries hate to see me comin

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ALL FOR AN $18 TOTAL RETURN

[Haleigh Parrish @Hales_Whales]

I need TurboTax to send me 57 different codes to confirm it’s me logging in to file my taxes, but the government is out here texting war plans in a group chat? Yeah that checks out

[Haleigh Parrish @Hales_Whales]

We’re here We’re we
We’re queer Here fuck
We fuck We’re shit
Shit up Queer up

[Haleigh Parrish @Hales_Whales]

“Do the scary thing first and get scared later”

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

I’ve watched my wife play Madden for so long, that during the 2-PT ATT of this Cheifs V Bills game, I whispered “just press triangle”

[El Club del Arte 🎨📷📚🖼🕍🎼 @Arteymas_]

Arte urbano…

Simplemente magnifico! https://t.co/HuCODZtl3c

[Faith Lewis @FaithLewis11]

I’ll never forget the time I got stopped by TSA coming from LA because my bag was flagged for unknown items.
This “unknown items” were the cremated remains of my mother and uncle.
The look on their faces will forever be priceless 🤌🏼