Faith Payne

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all." #BreakfastClub

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I havent tweeted in awhile but I’m here to say that I ate one of my own home raised eggs this evening and it was so good. 😋I didn’t know who else to tell.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

Pets are like kids in the sense that if you don’t close the door securely you will never pee alone again.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

Obviously I’ll make it fit but I need to experiment. Like right now. #ifonly #mustwait

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I just realized that my new Christmas tree I bought discounted in January might not fit in my living room, and I have half a mind to get it out right now and test it.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

And then a zig zag. Step, slide. Lean it left, clap three times. Shake it out, head to toe. Throw it all together, that's how we roll. Do the #HoedownThrowdown #goodolHannahMontana

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

Pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy, then hip hop it. Put your hawk in the sky, move side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide. Zig zag, ‘cross the floor. Shuffle in diagonal, when the drum hits hands on your hips. One foot in, 180 twist.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

@graciebeth94 All we’ve gotta do is start up our bakery and coffee shop business plan and that dream can become a reality.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

22 minutes left of being 22.

[Funko @Funko]

Happy #GalentinesDay! ❤️️👯

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

One of the most irritating things to hear at 6:20am, as I stand in my room almost completely ready to walk out the door, is the person in the apartment above snoring nice and loud. And I just think how cozy they must be. And I am jealous that I can’t be asleep in my bed too.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I impulsively picked up two large lost dogs from the side of the road a couple days ago and @Loganmpa helped me get them back to their owner safe and sound before the snow came... I get to marry him. 😍🙌 #nopaynenogain

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I’m also thinking about the delicious salad I get to have for dinner. I love salad. This is not a joke. I make good salads.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I am working on my final assignment for the semester and it is halfway finished. If I can tough it out and type and research for a bit longer I’ll be free for a month from school. #prayforme

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I knew chocolate whipped cream was a thing from working in a coffee shop, but never had I ever found it for sale at the grocery store. Until today. And I bought 3. #couldhavegottenmore #maybenexttime

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

Hang nail hurting and bleeding. Sliced another finger trying to open a jar of peanut butter. Bleeding and hurting... Can I use these excuses to not type my assignment due by midnight? I think they are viable reasons.

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

This evening I used my pumpkin spice Cheerios to make a special puppy chow and like, tis the season to be fall-y, let me tell ya. 🧡🎃🍂🍁👌🏼

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

Today a patient asked ME if I was feeling okay. 🤦‍♀️

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I have been looking for an old Guess Who at resale stores for a couple years now solely for the purpose of this game

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I NEED IT

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

I was doing so well. I had both feet on the ground... Next thing I knew though they were both back up in my bed. 😴 #earlymornings #notmything #havetomove

[Faith Payne @FaithRPayne]

This is our third year in the apartment and @JennaJohnston3 and I have finally mastered the most comfortable way to position our two giant beanbags to allow for the most comfortable sitting position. It was worth the wait.