Faith 🌺

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

wine drunk doesn't even make its self known. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as f'ck.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

getting drunk and not having a bf to sexually harass is top 3 worst feelings ever

[Faith 🌺 @Faith_ti_]

spoken like a congress idiot who deserves to get less 🫶🏻

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

[BB @whatuplakerss]

It should not be over $500 round Trip to fly anywhere IN the United States thats the point !

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

My budget for May is $5.

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Get ready, New York. @iamcardib will be judging YOUR jingles to help spread the word about universal childcare for 2 year olds — aka 2-K.

Submit your song by April 17. Full guidelines at https://t.co/6Jbl5lDuG4. (Tag #NYC2KJingle and @nycmayor if you post your jingle on social media.)

[bunga @Camebunga]

The gay big bad wolf be like: “I’m blowing the house downnn”

[dari supreme @bonditch]

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

time for a tattoo and piercing, something to take the edge off.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get off twitter and get a job"

i'm on the clock scrolling, pls be fr

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

congratulations to mr. and mrs. zendaya.

[𑣲megbrina @megbrina]

before megan thee stallion, no one had thought to rhyme “that ain’t my bae” with “he really more like my bidet”

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

We can't ruin a young woman's bright future over a misunderstanding. Let's hear her side of the story

[✨ Bec || Existing @pianobelt]

"they're here illegally" WE STOLE IT. THE LAND WE'RE ON IS STOLEN. NO ONE IS HERE LEGALLY EXCEPT NATIVE AMERICANS. SHUT UUUUUUP