// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired.

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑.

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 .

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

staring at the wall .

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

i don't know ? it . . . does sound weird when you mention it like that, but hey ! at least it's convenient, right ?

( takes him to the mentioned ' water fountain ' and presents it as if its the greatest thing to exist )

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

a water fountain in the bathroom? why
would they put a water fountain in there?
(following after her.)

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

come, come ! your father showed me this water fountain in the bathroom, i'm not sure if you knew about it .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

oh sure! that’s really nice of her to offer.

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

would @peacevalored like a nice refreshing drink of water ?

[𝑩𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺 ࿐ @THECHlLD]

// HE LOOKS SO CURSED

This ain’t Grogu that’s Gregory

[┊𝙐𝙉 - 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂 @OFYOVRSERVICE]

https://t.co/bBQ4jImZsM

[‍ ‍ ャﾞ ‍ ‍≛ ‍ ‍ ‍Ø𝓤𝑇L̲ 𝐀𝐖 @teethnbullets]

https://t.co/1rSKonKV0y

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

with all due respect, master, a tan tunic and brown robe isn't exactly original .

although i can't argue with the beard . . .

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

and you have . . . better ?

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

🧍‍♀️

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

I AM SO SICK OF YOU PEOPLE.

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

he apparently got with someone last christmas ? i dont know who though

[𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒔 @AngstyMirialan]

Oh dear !! How could that have happened ?

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

apparently obi - wan had an std .

[𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒔 @AngstyMirialan]

????

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

DUDE WHAT ???? WHO DID HE GET IT FROM ???

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

YES??????

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

damn, obi - wan's freakier than i thought .

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

BEN HAD AN STD ??????

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

it’s a sexually transmitted disease, auntie.

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

luke what does this mean ???

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

BEN HAD THE CLAP LAST CHRISTMAS!

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

ben did WHAT .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

being gay has saved my life in so many ways. like you guys remember last christmas when ben got the clap after spending some time with that strange woman? phew, glad that wasn’t me!

[The Ahsoka Files @AhsokaTheBest]

Those large... blue... eyes...

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ he, ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖎͟𝖗͟𝖔͟𝖓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. @skysbourn]

mugshot era.

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

anakin, maybe . but luke ?

[// 𝙰𝙷𝚂𝙾𝙺𝙰 // retired. @Faithless_Jedi]

obi - wan arresting luke was not something i anticipating happening, ever .