Faith Fizer

VO/narrator ✨ she/her

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

does anyone in this panera have a tampon I could bump

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

What the fuck are we even supposed to do now

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

Love this for me

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if you have a baby, you are legally required to dress them as moo deng for halloween this year. you have two babies? two moo dengs

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

@imeggsywafflex OH OK.

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

If anyone stalks my Spotify and sees I listened to these two songs in direct succession I think they’re gonna call the cops

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

ppl saying we want moo deng. if you dont respect fritz youre a fake hippo fan and moo deng would hate your ass

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

Never not thinking about him

[Elia @luscielia]

who has the most iconic scenes in cbm history and why is it quicksilver

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Good news. I finally figured out who Tim Walz reminds me of.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

reading a series of unfortunate events as a little girl made me think i’d encounter a lot more anagrams than i have….nobody wants to rearrange words to conceal true names, sinister messages, and secret locations these days 🙄🙄🙄

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

Sort of insane to have a perfect rack but here we are

[Faith Fizer @FaithyFizer]

The way I trust him with my life.

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

on the right side of history (always knowing manny jacinto was hot)

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

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