#AkwaIbomTwitter please I'm really in need of a job, something to do to keep mind and soul together while contributing dutifully to the organisation. My location is Uyo, I'm creative, really good in thinking ctitically and most importantly a fast learner. CV available on request.
@thebadmusabass@bodybyzedd Your phone and every single app on it is American, that alone already makes you know how much influence they have on your life
they don't believe in a god, they have their heaven on earth
You believe in a god, but somehow you need to suffer here to make it into heaven in the afterlife, okay
Capri-Sun sells one formula in the West and a different one in Nigeria.
Neither is real food.
The Western version is so loaded with sugar it WON'T FREEZE. The Nigerian version FREEZES not because it's better, but because they cheapened the formula for a price-sensitive market.
Both contain roughly 10% actual fruit juice. The rest 90% is water, sugar, and "natural flavourings."
They got sued in America. Pulled from Tesco shelves in the UK. For lying about being "all-natural."
But they're still selling both versions to African children without apology.
Your grandmother's zobo was 100% hibiscus, ginger, and cloves. No lawsuits required.
dont worry in 100 years the white people would have colonized the moon and possibly other planets and your people will still be fighting poverty and for representation