Fake ALP

Slowly moving forward because we can't find reverse. All tweets accurately misrepresent actual ALP policy.

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

@fitzhunter @ProfTimStephens @mattjcan Each week Joel goes home and throws his garbage out onto the street because he only produces 1.3% of the garbage.
https://t.co/1mNzJCPA82

[Joel Fitzgibbon @fitzhunter]

@ProfTimStephens @mattjcan Come on Tim, you’re surely smarter than that. Over the last decade I voted for every carbon reduction policy put to the parliament but at 1.3% of global GHG emissions none of them would have prevented the current bush fires

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

@HamishTaylor31 The Minerals Council.

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

The Libs had a shit time last week. Rather than rub their noses in it - hold our beer, while we shit all over ourselves by rehashing the CPRS clusterfuck that happened ten years ago.

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

@deemadigan @NickMcKim And if you can't be arsed looking at your calendar, it's 2019.
Labor and the Greens later agreed to an ETS. It was working.

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

@AlboMP @AnnastaciaMP Which coal mine would that be?

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Your cat looks biased. @leighsales

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Bill Shorten is the Opposition leader.
#FactCheck #QandA

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Bill Shorten's solo appearance on #QandA has nothing to do with the polls.

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Gosh voters can't differentiate between the major parties
Maybe we shouldn't have shafted civil liberties after all
#ccRoxon #KitchenCabinet

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Zzzz.Zzzz. Ha? What?
War?
Oh yeah sure whatever.
#lateline

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Nicola Roxon : Rudd is a bastard and you're all bastards for not letting us spy on you.
#auspol #ccRoxon

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Vote 1. Anthony Bolognese
#QandA

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

In the #QandA audience tonight: ALP 35%, COALITION 46%, GREENS 9%.
100% wondering who is holding the Government to account.
#QandA

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

You can't spell Labor without oral.
#auspol

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Luckily, most people think that Big Brother is just a TV show.
#auspol

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

The US is going to respond to Assad in a very limited,narrow,strategic, safe way - so get the hell out of there.
#Syria #auspol

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Syriana
#KevinRuddFilms

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

Only 20% of Americans say the US should take action against Assad.
But whatever, let's blow stuff up.
#auspol #syria

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

The Economist throws their support behind Mr Rudd.
Yes!
Wonder what other views they have... #auspol #syria

[Fake ALP @FakeALP]

We need to preempt the UN Weapons Inspectors' findings because we gotta zip.
#auspol #Syria