FakeAdvertisingSlang

documenting the creativity of THE FUTURE

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Hide the skunk - "all we need to do with this content is hide the skunk."

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Swoop and poop: "I love how the first thing she wants after PTO is to do a swoop and poop on the tweets one hour before they go live."

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Yoloable: "This needs to start feeling more yoloable before I can sign off on it."

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Blimp it: "Great start, let's try and blimp it before the IR."

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Bias coordination: "This year's #CannesLions demonstrated the key role bias coordination will continue to play in today's media landscape."

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Outsmart the conversation: "going into 2017, our clients will be expecting each and every one of us to be outsmarting the conversation."

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Clean the grout: "do you see the fucking kerning on that line? No wonder we had to clean the grout."

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Circle the goats: "We had to circle the fucking goats at 7pm in the fucking evening even though the client review wasn't for a week"

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Fleek-compatible: "Whatever formula we end up with, fleek-compatibility is a must for this demographic."