Emma

free food enthusiast, active combatant of the adult lifestyle #ConceitedWithALowSelfEsteem

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

I gifted a meal by taking a photo at @fuzzyscomo with the free @GiftAMeal app.

#FuzzysTacoShop #GiftAMeal

https://t.co/L40BmSKc4s

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@MizzouVB it is so cold in here and the music is so loud. Please address. Games are great though. MIZ

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

This book is a fever dream because it was a lot to take in when you're 9-10yo and your teacher is reading it aloud to you. Like, why did she think that was reasonable? So anyway. Stellar graphic design work by me, inspired by Ms. Robbins.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

Hey @dunkindonuts if this is what 3 creamers does to coffee, maybe don’t make it the app default on medium? There’s barely an essence of coffee in here.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

My big sister, @hmshd3, and I hit 365 days 🔥 on our snap streak the other day. This is 2-26 year old Emma’s dream come true (provided 2-21 year old Emma knew what snap streaks were).

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@KelcieBrunnert MLM for social security/appeal to tradition logical fallacy. Oh and lack of affordable healthcare/elder care. My body, my time, and my money! I pass.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

Listened to the news talk about police violence and harassment. Now I have to listen to a murder podcast to cheer myself up. #TheTrueStateOfThings

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@MizzouBaseball loves to make fun of the opposing team by calling them women. Nothing is worse than being a woman, right? Even though their female counterparts are a lot better at the sport. Talk about outdated.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

I wanna give a big shoutout to the current music industry for making more music about anxiety and depression than about love

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

“You’re a psycho with your nipples”
-boyfriend after a kiss that didn’t involve my nips
“Look at this shit bitch”
-boyfriend after an okay wii frisbee shot
Consecutive comments.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@j3nn4k I hope I die the day after they die because I can’t imagine a world without them.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

If you or a loved one would like to talk extensively about these cats you may be entitled to conversation.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

This isn’t to my mom, but this is similar to what I send my mom.....but with pictures.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

And I want everybody to know this means I send her SO many feral kitten texts. They’re all great though.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

I text my mom on a very regular basis with updates on my life. Very few responses. When I call her? “Hey Emma, what have you been up to??”......Laura.....

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@KelcieBrunnert It’s game on! I’m obsessed with them.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

If anybody ever wants to go out for coffee or drinks and hear extensively about my feral cat friends....I’m willing to reasonably travel from Columbia.

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

This candle was placed on my desk at an unknown time. I even sent a mass email out to my work BUILDING and nobody has taken credit for the gift. They clearly know me and my love for competition, feminism, and the fuck word

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

@hopper did you get rid of the deals feed??

[Emma @FakeAdultHere]

My advertisements went from engagement rings to cat products reeeeaaaaal quick. Talk about a shift.