Fake Alex

Net Windows CTO

[Fake Alex @FakeAlexRussell]

new magic eye just dropped

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Not even once.

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“It was the best of TTIs, it was the worst of TTIs”

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🙇‍♀️

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thank u, next
https://t.co/AxDzCefX2Q

[Shane Osbourne @shaneOsbourne]

Here is a POC with ZERO JavaScript in the browser, but with an opt-in model for features (including SSR). This should be huge as it directly solves many perf-issues in content-heavy sites. I believe even @slightlylate might approve of this 🤣😇 https://t.co/2SlkBIgmU2

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yawn, we’ve had container queries for years and they’re called “iframes”

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twitter is userland rss.

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Legume twitter isn’t ready for an honest conversation.

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Object.observe drama was not on my 2020 bingo card unfortunately

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*Apparently* I have "resting skeptical face."

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@slightlylate this account does jokes, alex. it’s on your side. 💕

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/me walks into a startup

“Hey nice JavaScript y’got there. Would be a shame if anything happened to it.”

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this is easy everybody:

closures are fish bowls

performance is climate change

tracing is copyright infringement

js bundles are spotted owls

PWAs are scully from xfiles

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*deep sigh*

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Fave if you want to be part of my performance coalition.

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@slightlylate @fakephae In strong agreement.

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BUILD THE VC TAKEOVER DIRECTLY INTO NPM YOU COWARDS

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<seinfeld voice> what’s the *deal* with javascriiipt??

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@slightlylate @jfbastien check the dates, this account predates “real” alex