Adam Ambielli

Genitalia Connoisseur

[Adam Ambielli @FakeAmbielli]

Favorite activities: anal sex, draining 3s, stealing from homeless people, buying blood diamonds, doing coke & pretending I have brown hair

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Oh. My. God. Just found out about Robin Williams. RIP man, RIP

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@bellarose_143 @FauxChuckMcVay OJ IS INNOCENT

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@Tomk86 you have federal student loans? Peasant.

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You know you had a great independence day when 2 lbs of #FreedomWaste flies out of your rectum at 80 mph. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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@matthewdelly I'll give you a $50 mil, 4-year contract to wipe my ass every time I poop! Seriously tho, had to fire my Butler & I forgot how

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BUTT FUNNELS FOR EVERYONE

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Of course my brother is a stud and everyone loves him. And I'm a soulless ginger that everyone reluctantly brings along to family functions.

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I would fuck Justin Beiber. Just saying. https://t.co/DU9eheC3eN

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What should I make my butler do?

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Pube Design Ideas

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Should I make a design in my pubes?

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Can't wait to shave my pubic hair at work today

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@CoachCThompson apparently they think you are faster then you actually are

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"I haven't worn underwear in 5 years so I can finally afford an Uber this weekend" - how all of you sound to me

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@Danny_V20 it ain't as hot as the streets of Chiraq

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@Danny_V20 every good night actually starts with vodka

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I just bought every horse in the Kentucky derby peasants

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The plot twist at the end of the Flintstones go to RockVegas is fucking mind blowing. Wow.

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Saw some blood covered tissues in the men's bathroom trashcan and I was like "Damn, I though I was doing a lot of coke"

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Draft Day, Johnny Manz..... Oo wait nevermind.