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@lewpy @drichfresh2def Both Spike and Woody Allen famously pay for their tickets.

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@ZephyrTeachout And you say you’ve lost every election you’ve run? Astounding.

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Knicks one win away from the NBA championship and LaGuardia airport is really nice. We are in the upside down. #knicks #GNYGNYG

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@ByungChulHarden

[Clay🦊 @TheClayFox]

@ayroned Someone said the headline gotta be “sacreableu it” 💀💀💀

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@K_AminThaabet Praying Eicha with Minister Farrakhan

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

[2036]

NEW YORK CITY FOURTH-GRADE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER (checking attendance list): OG?

19 DIFFERENT STUDENTS (at once): Here.

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@awstar11 The LSAT is correlative with success in law school. And as every 1L knows, correlation means causation.

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@DanFriedman81

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@dilanesper @estherzelda0514 My pet conspiracy theory is that the DNC is a front for the palm card industry

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@Gormogons @awstar11 https://t.co/jShx1ilWLA

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@SeracMark @LVpolitic She can do things that nobody else in the W can do: put the ball in the basket

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@JMeansJustice @BarstoolBigCat Also closer to Soldier Field than Arlington Heights

[Magills @magills_]

Sure, it may seem like I’ve abandoned all my principles with regard to toxic masculinity and believing domestic assault allegations but you have to understand that I’m maniacally obsessed with a centuries old land dispute 7,000 miles away

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@HistoryBoomer Chris Farley: Lots of people have nazi tattoos.
David Spade: Yeah they’re called “nazis”

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@ZODIAC_MF A Bronx Tale is just not that good of a movie

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@NamethatYank If only he could have thrown a slider as well as he could throw hands, Farnsworth would’ve been unstoppable

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I can excuse a LOT of bad behavior - even downright evil and sociopathic behavior - so long as it allows us to get rid of history’s greatest monster, Susan Collins.

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@Captain2Corner Mike Gallego

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@DebsValidation @brettbannor @MikeReissWriter Fellas, is it gay to go to a piano bar?

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@NamethatYank Dan Pasqua