Bab 🌯

Clown. Gamer. Sports. Pugs. Pitbulls. Breakfast foods. Pasta dishes. Booze. Eat the rich. Don’t forget to hydrate.

[Bab 🌯 @FakeBab]

#Royals #LifeIsABeach

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

This is what the inside of Taco Bell used to look like before George Bush ruined it

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Would be funny if you visited ET's home planet and everyone was wearing clothes.

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

A beverage emerges. do you accept?

[mentally chill @eleum_fuck]

Without question

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Egg Czar 🥚👑 @EarthBrah]

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

[its that kev @acanticleforkev]

“I’m living vicariously through the boot you see. I’m in the cuck chair watching the boot and I’m jacking off”—Tim Pool

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

How I look when the theater says “No Outside Food” but I have an entire spiral ham hidden under my Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket…

[Old Glory Club @OldGloryClub]

Chyeah

[ka 🌟 @k2ken0]

“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget

[Bab 🌯 @FakeBab]

@noor_supernova7 .