Fake Barry Egan

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[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

In the good times, Roz Flanagan would regularly tweet me to get them into Reynards #TeamSBS #taxiforEgo #blackandImproud #stuffed

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Next time I go for €35 Château d'Yquem with Johnnie Shand Kydd, remind me to defile myself first! #Istanbul #throbbing #neverwillbe

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

This could be the €20 Château d'Yquem I had in Krystal earlier, but I think I resent Paul Brady #RTE2 #twat #NiamhHoran #luvlybubbly

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Anyone remember what I e-mailed to Ross Lewis to make them respect me? #UFCAlbany #champers #mega #boohoo

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

I never thought I'd see anyone vomit like Susan Boyle. Then I met Kian Egan #limerickstyle #sucks #trippy #twat

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

My apologies to George Hook, but I can't resist an offer of Château d'Yquem from Coco Reynolds in l'Ecrivan #Zorya #notsosupermodel

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Was at Reynards with the vivacious Charlie Chawke last night, they spewed all over my shirt #PDSA16 #stuffed #LilliesRIP #NiamhHoran

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

About to interview with the stunning Ronan Keating, never has "all good things must come to an end" seemed more appropriate #Dáil #wannabe

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Going for a dinner of €85 filet mignon at 37 Dawson Street with Pippa O'Connor on Thursday #IFPAseminar #crack #notsosupermodel #bulbous

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

In the best of times, I only had to mention Michael Colgan's name to get into The Shelbourne #AndroidPay #bulbous #trippy #crack

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Was asked to leave Bagots Hutton yesterday, they didn't believe I know Louis Walsh #Westworld #deadline #sucks #cake

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Surprised I got into The Dawson Lounge, after that incident with the head turning Lenny Bruce on Saturday #GunsN #notsosupermodel

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

sitting next to Twiggy in The Unicorn. It's a lot like being beside a pigeon during hunting season #gunsnroses #ginger #bong #plastictits

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Next time I go for €50 champagne with Charlie Chawke, remind me to defile myself first! #eirOtherVoices #notsosupermodel #cake #redneck

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Haven't seen the voluptuous Geraldine Fitzpatrick since that party in St Barts. How I got out with my hat I'll never know #FAIJuniorCup

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

I never thought I'd see anyone pee like William "Fridge" Perry. Then I met Michael Flatley #Lotto #cake #bummer #redneck

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Reminds me of the time I had €30 Penfolds Ampoule with the vivacious sweet Yvonne in The Ice Bar #IndieAuthors #greatunwashed #bugger

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

All I remember about last night is bumping my toes into Pat Phelan humming "we grow old because we stop playing" #NorwegianAir #whoareya

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

You haven't lived until you've tried the €45 caviar in Mint, right Glenda Gilson? #GLAvMUN #deadline #Sindo #donttellAnne

[Fake Barry Egan @FakeBarryEgan]

Never go to House with Tatianna Ouliankina, it'll only end with hypothermia #TheApprentice #redneck #bong #mega