Fake Bill Zerman

Michigan 1949, ROTPS #22
Take your fraternity seriously, but not too seriously.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Can't believe we've elected a Canadian as President.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

I'm sure the Archons are relieved not to have to plan their meetings around formals and football games

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Emeritus is Greek for "I work for free". HA

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

The kid Archon position did not exist when I was Executive Director; it was not established until 1994, when I was Executive Director Emeritus.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

@SpyGammaDelta did you make it to Phoenix?

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Welcome back, brothers; #ekklesia178 is underway

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Safe travels to all brothers and guests attending the #Ekklesia in Chicago. How many Ekklesiai have you attended?

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The modern Fiji Academy sure is a big operation

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Back in St Louis for Fiji Academy… and it’s still St Louis

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

What an Ekklesia that was, too much for an old timer like me to keep you all up to date on. Many big decisions were made to ensure our future. See you at Academy!

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

The #ekklesia is a big operation, just like the big one... WW2

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Good Morning from #WashingtonDC and the #174Ekklesia. Marian and I raised our family in Washington, D. C. from 1959 to 1972.

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By the way, do you know what the definition of Emeritus is? Will work for free!!!

The Archons named me Executive Director / Editor Emeritus when I retired in 1986. Now Martin is an Emeritus, too.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Kitty has been a fixture at 1201 Red Mile Road since 1990. She epitomizes, "Friendship... the sweetest influence". Kitty is a good friend and great ambassador of Phi Gamma Delta. I hope they will name her Receptionist Emeritus.

[The International Headquarters of Phi Gamma Delta @PhiGamHQ]

Brothers, help us congratulate Kitty Brown on her retirement!

Kitty has served the Fraternity for nearly 30 years as our receptionist, earning her the nickname of the "voice of Phi Gamma Delta." If you'd like to send Kitty a congratulatory message, please mail or email HQ.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

I also share my birthday with someone I very much respect, who served in WW2, the big one, too. President George H. W. Bush.

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Today is my 97 birthday. There is no better day to remember that important mantra, Friendship, the Sweetest Influence!

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

I don't do social media on the weekend. I hope all of my Phi Gamma Delta Brothers had a great Founders Day!

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Excited to see this coming from the Fraternity: https://t.co/scNfWzpOFv

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Vote Early and Often!

[Spy Gamma Delta @SpyGammaDelta]

Yes please why don't we all take the considerable amount of down time we have today to do this. Make sure you can Vote (while you're waiting to vote)!

[Fake Bill Zerman @FakeBillZerman]

Thankful for the new scholarship requirement. B is Better, A is Achievable!