Fake Borge

I'm a Norwegian mad man! I'm Super Smart, a Super CEO, a real visionary, and I tell myself these things all the time. I hate Qualtrics too, duh. *Parody Acct*

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Fuck me. Hard.

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

did we just get bought by callidus cloud?!??! feels like it. https://t.co/iVrlscJgdA

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

https://t.co/nESClhOIsm listen here mark! call my sorry ass up! (650) 387-XXXX (figure it out bitch!)

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

One word for CA tax collectors! Good luck finding me in Oslo MFs! https://t.co/0KJUTGiSgH

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

government re-opening! leslie has me in a tent at the SEC offices to get blank copies of S1 filing docs. he said we need to fill it out by hand, so i packed a clipboard! #geniushour

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

We all know Qualtrics colluded with the Russians to get bought, over ME, when is someone going to investigate! #OCEM #GENIUS

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Big day - I've asked Leslie to take any good deal we can get, to juice $, and he did a deal where we will be paid in herring! Makes me homesick. #joy #Genius

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Someone go wake Jamie up, he's going back in! https://t.co/KWqb8qoGbT

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Are we gonna survey the moose? I always ignored Canada b/c it's full of Canadians. duh. https://t.co/VIAB6NaxPq

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Cheap shot saying "finally." We have gotten many hires with promise of IPO (suckers), it will suck to recruit with that carrot gone! https://t.co/FMj9fH9OTY

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

I'd trade 50 covers from crappy mags like this (CIOs are the worst!) for one M&A offer for $8.01 Billion dollars! https://t.co/vsLLVrNKsT

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

I'll miss Mike's warmth, his kindness, his growth mindset, and overall cheerfulness. But if she can cash me to f*** out, I will learn to love Roxanne https://t.co/mGAgeqdWHJ

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Sir Richard Branson!!! I just signed up for X4. Obama. Oprah. Branson. I'm in heaven! So much self-loathing. https://t.co/LdTrkQKaA6

[Ryan Smith @RyanQualtrics]

We're excited to announce that Sir Richard Branson will be speaking at X4: The Experience Management Summit in March. Register today at https://t.co/rKXP3BKWWP

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

anyone have a phone # over at softbank? asking for a friend. https://t.co/WqGUHWGuLa

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

did i approve this? this is NOT catchy!! "Medallia Experience Cloud™, the Experience Management" i am going to drink myself stupid today for this

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

With AP gone, dogs now allowed!!! (not yet approved by Stretch or OT) 🐶🐕🐩

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

In Norwegian, we call this a "nothingburger." Glad I'm not active daily to be a part of this one! https://t.co/QnAcBFOkOu

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

what's taking so long to get our new CFO up there? Me and MK had a major lovefest for a while, but after 2+ years, I realized we never gave him the culture interview #oops And one of these bozos is gone too. https://t.co/JFr6sWjfEv New CMO, get to work!

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Makes me sick how rich those weasels at Q got. https://t.co/M8E4dbZsPc What did I do wrong? right, crappy software, k-fields, terrible leadership, failed to keep up with market, awful architecture, and more. good lessons learned and I'm still rich as f***

[Fake Borge @FakeBorge]

Who the hell let us publish a web pop-up survey? I've been screaming about how awful they are for 10 years! Heads will roll. As soon as I get off the couch and stop binge watching https://t.co/Ms2fge18Iq