Fake Chris Schille

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[Fake Chris Schille @FakeCSchille]

@elonmusk It is exciting to have the two men, with the thinnest skin in history, in one conversation. I look forward to this very scripted event.

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@ChuckCallesto I couldn't imagine being as dumb as you for one minute, but you have to put up with it every day. Ouch.

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@Ikennect It's not even a real tweet, you clown. Are you this gullible all the time, or just in public?

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@chooserich If you don't know how to use an apostrophe, just ask.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 I always take my political advice from failed musical acts with face tattoos

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@ProTheDoge Okay, dude

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@ProTheDoge This is the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black.

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@remy2cents @CNN @MSNBC @nbc @CBS @ABC @maddow He tried to open it and failed. 8 minutes later he opened it and drank out of it. He thought it was his bottle. Do you really think he'd drink out of a bottle a black woman put her mouth on?

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@ViktorTurcotte Your mom has cancer and gave you $1,000 and you invested that in crypto as half of your wallet? Jesus fuck give your head a shake.

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@cashloren @RyanAFournier You absolutely can make this up, which is exactly what Ryan did.

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@CollinRugg Thank goodness trump has never had an affair or dated a younger woman.

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@Travis_4_Trump No time for it, but you have time to post about it and reply to each message.

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@awfulannouncing Any list that has Keith Hernandez in the top half is flawed.

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@Amdukias @kfc A vegan is now going to #boycottKFC. How will they ever recover?

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@mark_slapinski From the looks of it, you should have boycotted it long ago, and eaten a salad instead.

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@baggins_dusty Congrats on being racist and ignorant in one tweet. Mary Browns has served Halal chicken for years. You don't even know what Halal means. Both are fast food chicken, so neither are great.

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@ProTheDoge That's because you are horrific at this and you are riding the one time you got lucky.

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@simmonssteve As of that day they were ineligible. Today they are eligible as the time frame had changed. It's like you can't get into a bar in Alberta when you are 17, but the next day you turn 18 and you can go in and have a drink. It's not that complicated.

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@OilerAnalytics This might be your dumbest tweet, and that is saying something.

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@Bob_Stauffer With those chins, that might be the most exercise you've ever done, and it might be in real time.