Faux Cary Nelson

Cary Nelson: 'A man who serially violates the norms of academic civility.' #UIUC [This is a parody account. The real thing is funnier, albeit more insidious.]

[Faux Cary Nelson @FakeCaryNelson]

.@cgalliher @CoreyRobin I admit that #Salaita's tweets were not anti-Semitic. But don't they kinda make you feel anti-Semitic-ish?

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What you don't realize is that anything that follows "I would never say this in print" is automatically civil http://t.co/hBL28PhCCp

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.@akvbroek Welcome to our side! <3

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Troen: "#BDS doesn't represent Palestinian civ society" // Which is why 170 Palestinian groups endorsed it and no Palestinians on this panel

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Step 1. Claim boycott will make research in Israel-Palestine impossible
Step 2. Target pro-Palestine scholars to make research impossible

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Step 1. Insist on dialogue
Step 2. Tell everyone what I know the solution should be
Step 3. Silence Palestinians critics
#AAA2014

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Sam Edelman: We see other institutions that have endorsed #BDS face controversy // um... because of you buddy. #AAA2014 #AnthroBoycott

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So happy to have a speaker from @StandWithUs on the panel today. They are so not #racist you guys http://t.co/PcO9L1PZfV

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Speaking now on a panel of non-anthropologists to lecture #AAA2014 about why #BDS is inherently evil and antisemitic. Come hear me speak!

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MY NEW ANTI-BDS BOOK IS OUT! Buy it to learn what Judith Butler & Stephen Hawking have in common (hint: antisemites) https://t.co/I1Kq98WTBk

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I hope that Dumbledore fires Prof. Strout for this horrid uncivil speech immediately. http://t.co/VCNklK7m61

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What are they teaching our young wizards and witches these days?! http://t.co/VCNklK7m61

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Harry Potter actress blames 'stupid' Israel for anti-Jewish backlash http://t.co/VCNklK7m61

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Being a faculty member of @IsraelCampus, which advises students how to get pro-Palestinian profs fired = #NelsonCivility

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"Academic freedom does protect both current faculty members ... from institutional reprisals." Unless u support #BDS http://t.co/SqX0MDk2Uf

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I ask the tough questions: Like does social media make for the best learning environment? https://t.co/7GixzlbTlg #NelsonCivility

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#NelsonCivility: attacking the chair of your own committee as "hyperbolic" and "frivolous" when he disagrees with me https://t.co/1kQjBkvGid

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I refuse to indulge in "mutual hatred." I just get those who disagree with my views on Israel fired. #NelsonCivility https://t.co/1kQjBkvGid

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So proud of @RogueChancellor for listening to faculty AFTER she made a unilateral decision to end #Salaita's career http://t.co/UPMmNtVGhj

[Dr. Karen Kelsky 🏳️‍🌈 Pro-Palestine Anti-Z ✡️ @ProfessorIsIn]

A question oddly missing on this year's UIUC mandatory ethics training. (#salaita) http://t.co/Zn1nWjj3M7

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@Phan_N I would add: insulting Cary Nelson's ties and his general sartorial choices