Chad Hagen

i think stupid thoughts

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@Nessakins_ Some people say one should find a semi large group of people and release your intestinal stress as you walk by. In a “crop dusting” action.

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@beyondreasdoubt

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

An NHRA Top Fuel car accelerates from 0-100 mph in less than 1 second, pulls 5+ Gs, and covers 400 meters in less than 4.5 seconds. So FOH with your homo robots

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@jay_kobbe

[trap dad @dude_gang]

yeah I have disability. dis ability to drink 13 ice cold beers

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@redsteeze I’ve never seen them in the same room before. Just saying.

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@beyondreasdoubt Sounds like worse(?) Rage Against the Machine lyrics

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@redsteeze Woke 2: The Final Solution

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@Kyle_Beckley @exjon And rumor has it that he picked Bowie like the knife because he liked how Mic Jagger sounded like dagger. But that can very well be something I heard or internet lore.

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@InezFeltscher

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@Nessakins_ What are Tim Tams?

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@Richard_Harambe You know who wouldn’t leave?

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@endofanerajc I feel you sister

[Magills @magills_]

Nolan’s Odysseus is racked with guilt for the whole movie because he won a war while HeMan spends the movie learning that empathy is gay and punching bad people works.

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@ash_isawitch @EVA24011 Same girl same

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@Kyle_Beckley @Nessakins_ From what I read he will pull out but put it right back in… without a condom.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

Sound advice re: flock cameras.

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@redsteeze Holistically accurate and beautiful

[Chad Hagen @FakeChadHagen]

@neoavatara I’m pretty sure a certain German in the early 1940’s did.