Chris Cook (he/him) 👟

#blaseball enthusiast, Shoe Thieves fan, musician.
Misanthrope, but trying to be more optimistic.

[felix @legobutts]

thanks to everyone https://t.co/FjTIGqEJ3H

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@GrantRandom Still waiting on that check...you've been saying "It's in the mail," for about 3 weeks now. 😅

[RPG Site @RPGSite]

Chrono Trigger first released on this day in 1995. A collaborative project between the 'dream team' of Hironobu Sakaguchi (Final Fantasy, lower right), Yuji Horii (Dragon Quest, top right)) and Akira Toriyama (Dragon Ball, left). Arguably one of the greatest RPGs of all time.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

I have no idea if it's an on-air personality or not, but @GrantRandom is one of the funniest djs in all of radio. His deadpan nihilism and absolute apathy to his SiriusXM employment has me in stitches every time. @SIRIUSXM, never fire this man.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

Tunic was an absolute blast to play. I haven't had to take actual pen and paper notes for a video game since, like...1997? Highly recommended. Photos censored to avoid spoiling others. (First one is my favorite. It looks like the batshit insane scrawls of a serial killer.)

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

(groggily goes about one’s obligations)

[B @wvu999]

Huge shoutout to Man, West Virginia. You did it!!!! Congrats on pulling off the dollar trifecta in one shopping center. I present to you The Dollar Holler! 🎉🥳👏🎊🙌🍾

[Phil Lord @philiplord]

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Clone High… @hbomax gifted us some industrial strength hair dryers! Thawing out in 2023…

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

2022 Pumpkins! Jenn went with Luna from Sailor Moon, and I went with everyone's favorite Sun Bro, Solaire.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@PoeInDiscord @Mrs_NailCook ? I think she's against it.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

"Ever heard of a band called Radiohead?" you ask a rock in a remote part of the Scottish Highlands. You put headphones on the rock. "You're going to love this."

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

This account was originally a joke account, where all my friends had the account info, and would put what they thought I was doing. Then, I actually started using it for a bit. Welcome to the tween years, account! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

It has to be from the West Virginia region of America for it to be called a pepperoni roll, otherwise it’s just called a sparkling salami bun

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

What a mindblower.

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

This is unbelievable. Apparently, Super Punch-Out has a 2 player mode that went undiscovered for 28 years. @new_cheats_news just found it today.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@Astute_Galoot What?!?

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@audreys_oddery It's a bit slow to start, but has quite a bit of depth and replayability, even for a roguelite.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@audreys_oddery Have you played Enter the Gungeon?

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

@edictzero If you are a fan of sci-fi, police procedural, or mystery/thrillers, this podcast is 100% in your wheelhouse. The sound design is top-notch, the voice acting is SUPERB, and the story is a suspenseful rabbit-hole that only continues downward. Again, HIGHLY recommended.

[Chris Cook (he/him) 👟 @FakeChrisCook]

Holy cannoli, the most recent episode of @edictzero was good. In particular, the conversation between the Admin, Ambassador, and Simon was wonderfully done.

Also, Spoon's initial breakdown with the group hit me in a surprising way. SUCH a good show, ya'll. Highly recommended.