Fake Chris Pyne

The current Prime Minister at the time of reading this has my full support.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

It’s been real.

PEACE OUT ✌️

#auspol

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Happy Valentine’s Day 💝

Please accept this stolen content as a token of my love.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

When Scott Morrison asked “who fuckin tonight?” this is not the answer I wanted. #auspol

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

@TonyAbbottMHR who hurt you?

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Labor Strategists: “I think they’re going to hit us with soft anti-union rhetoric, paired with a targeted campaign on economic policy and tax cuts aimed at the middle-class”

Lib Strategist: “surprise it’s captain cook motherfuckers”

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

i’m confused are we pro-boat or anti-boat now

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Can’t wait for Craig Kelly to donate his shitty worn-out boots to the museum of democracy.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Can’t lose in Parliament if you don’t have parliament. #auspol

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

~ fIgHt tHe eLiTeS ~ says man who just joined organisation run by a banking exec, media boss, Sydney doctor, and big business.

[Malcolm Roberts 🇦🇺 @MRobertsQLD]

I just joined 'Advance Australia' who will promote mainstream values which are at the core of the Australian way of life - https://t.co/qIEJsS8NKR

Sadly, our governments aren’t listening and powerful elites and left-wing activists currently dictate our future.

LET'S FIGHT BACK

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Idiot man typing rant on internet announces policy that completely ignores the fact that idiot men use internet for rants.

[Real Mark Latham @RealMarkLatham]

With more terrorism arrests in Melbourne today, Australia urgently needs One Nation's policy: turn off the tap from known troublemaker countries.
It's bad enough we have these evil bastards here now, don't bring in more from their countries of origin.
Commonsense.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Our Liberal Senators have always supported healthy lifestyles.

That’s why they voted for the motion that it’s ok to stretch your right arm out at a 45 degree angle.

What’s so wrong with that?

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

As the new ABC managing director I’m proud to announce that Play School’s budget won’t be cut, it just won’t increase as much as it would have under Julia Gillard.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Can’t have a women problem if we don’t have any women left.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

I want it noted that I never supported the Prime Minister’s choice of rap song.

Given the state of the modern Liberal Party, I thought “TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL. ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL” was vastly more appropriate.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Peter Dutton outrageously uses parliamentary privilege to ask how to pronounce quaedvlieg.

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

High Commissioner George Brandis reacts in anger on hearing of the Liberals recent turmoil back home, August 2018 (colourised)

[Fake Chris Pyne @FakeChrisPyne]

Congratulations to the Liberals for preselecting Georgina Downer again for Mayo! Surely this time!