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Peach Orchard. Cemetery Ridge. Little Round Top. Fuck Gully. Shit Britches Knoll. Accidentally Tell the CO You Love Him Hill. #gettysburg

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A special treat from the archives: Abraham Lincoln received this birthday card in 1862.

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@mallelis A new Sumter looms. @johnortberg

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@mallelis ! This made my day!!

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@logandobson :)

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Reminder that our great new ep is still available and all your friends will love it so please tell them about it: http://t.co/Javm0fnCPc

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@mallelis Abe Lincoln had a dog named Fido Lincoln who was also assassinated. (For Real.)

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The Southern Cause, aka Manumission: Impossible

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Fully Posable Battle Damage® Abraham Lincoln with Suction-Cup Wall-Crawling Action!

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Amid the carnage of Shiloh, the saddest image was Beauregard running around trying to get people to say his name so he could be un-jinxed.

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Your friends answer the question: "Was 9/11 an episode of Inside Jobs?" http://t.co/ltkMCcehCb

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Meanwhile, at Gettysburg...

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The Gettysburg Address is 272 words but a note Lincoln wrote to his pal Josh about how edibles give you more of a body high is like 12 pages

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If you study them closely, all Civil War battles take place in the same continuity.

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This week, on Inside Jobs: The LA Street Car conspiracy and Disneyland's "sex problem" at Tom Sawyer's Island http://t.co/ZA1AmwyxSE

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To celebrate the release of this weird The Day the Clown Cried footage, we recorded a new episode about Nazi secrets. http://t.co/uYoYvbLSEi

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As Seward lectured him for 20 mins on proper usage of "beg the question" Lincoln wondered if anything, much less the Union, was worth saving

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Rebels agreed that marching all over Virginia gave them a lot of great opportunities to find the best skippin stones.

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@mallelis *mouth agape* Perfect!!!!!

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHAT? THIS is what slavery means?" -Jefferson Davis, perusing a dictionary