Fake Clayton Erb

Livin' the Erbal life

[Fake Clayton Erb @FakeClaytonErb]

🎼 I may be retiring, but I’m not going anywhere https://t.co/q3Tqq4MuA7

[Fake Clayton Erb @FakeClaytonErb]

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My hope is built on nothing less
Than CDC and COVID tests.
I dare not trust the sweetest frame,
But wholly lean on Fauci’s game.

[Fake Clayton Erb @FakeClaytonErb]

🎼 I have a church music joke, but it doesn’t pop.

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🎼 You wish you could look this good when you’re half my age.

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Dr. Clayton Erb shares his personal testimony, insights from a lifetime of music ministry, and reflections on more than four decades at Grace Community Church. Watch here: https://t.co/6GJBuqsKJa

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🎼 I’ve lived through more plagues and pandemics than Governor Newsom has had years on earth.

Not even Pharoah’s heart was THIS hard!

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🎼 It took 85 years to finally get the throne I deserve. While Harry steps down, I’ll be stepping in.

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🎼 This year’s Christmas Concert will be especially exciting, now that I can confirm @kanyewest will join us and replace @PriorityPraise with the #SundayService Choir.

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🎼 I’ve remained steadfast and consistent in my 40 years at @GraceComChurch. Not even my hair color has changed.

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🎼 Everyone knows that @PriorityPraise wouldn’t be what it is today without the dedication, hard work and loving care of @SCV_gal.
Join me by lifting her up in prayer as she prepares for surgery this morning.

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@EricWayneDodson @jdstreetjr 🎼 It’s moments like these when I wish I was going deaf like others my age. Why must I be cursed with great genetics?
P.S. - where was my birthday song a few weeks ago?

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🎼 Singing Lullabies to Johnny Mac since 1939

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🎼 Me, holding a newborn Johnny MacArthur. It’s been a joy to watch him grow into the godly man he is today.

I on the other hand, haven’t changed one bit.

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🎼 For @NateHaikuwicz

Nate Pickowicz tweets
So my Twitter feed explodes
Go back to bed kid

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🎼 I’ve been asked why I’m not at #Sing18. It’s because Keith @gettymusic thinks I’ve got too much swag and is afraid I will upstage him.

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That’s right @johnmacarthur, we all know the people come to @GraceComChurch only for the music. #PreachItBrother
#Sing18

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🎼 Happy

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🎼 Can I count on your vote?

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🎼 Bill Brandenstein, in the words of the young people, that was totes smokin’ awesome!! #ShepCon2018 #ShepCon

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🎼 Everything falls apart when I’m not around. #ShepCon https://t.co/Cf7vvUx8cz

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🎼 I sometimes tell seminary men to just give me video, not the audio. I meant that only for those who can’t sing in the choir. I didn’t intend for that to in the @MastersSeminary D.Min promo video.