Duncan Phillips

I am Yuma Tennis

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

@DDCEddieCarifio @carstensm don't be such a pussy Ed. Yum Yum loves him some slamball.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

@DDCEddieCarifio he's not.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

@DDCEddieCarifio he's in prison

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

@DDCEddieCarifio Only one fake coach here and he's the Best MF tennis player in the Western Hemisphere, except yum yum.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

What's good yumaaaaa me and yum yum gettin effffffed at @Dynasty_Qian 'a house.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Me and Yum Yum are hitting this hail back up to the sky. That all you got GOD??? #goraiders

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

The temperature in Yuma is higher than me and Andre Agassi in the '80s. #cocainesahellofadrug

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

.@yumasun fired @YSMattCarstens ? That's like me kicking Brett Boyer off the team! #firstnamegreatestlastnameever

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Wanna apologize to Blabe for giving him a bad time for Abihjay's name tonight, I didn't even know he was on my team until last week.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Thank God I smuggled the left over tri-tip home in my jean pockets. Yum-yum and I are gonna be eatin like kings. #yumyum

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

.@IsaacDaum nah, @Dynasty_Qian beat me out on that one. #yumyumrocks

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

.@IsaacDaum #bestdressed #mostinterruptions #coachmostlikelytokickbenholskinsass

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Picking up my best Credence Clearwater Revival t-shirt from the dry cleaners for the banquet tomorrow. #boyerathleteoftheyear

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

#IncomingFreshmanAdvice Play tennis, unless you suck, then you can play for Gila Ridge.

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Lying in bed sad that the season's over and Brett is graduating, won't be able to kick the sum bitch's ass in practice anymore.

[Not Roger Federer (Parody) @PseudoFed]

Staff preparing transport to take Me to practice court #humble #excited

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

Heading to 7/11 with Yum Yum, anybody want anything?

[Duncan Phillips @FakeCoachDuncan]

I bet my dead mother could beat @Dynasty_Qian.