Fake Craig Gall

Not actually Craig Gall just dramatized quotes from his day to day life.

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Someone invited me to a firework show this weekend. I said didn’t know people were recording my bicep curl workout this weekend 💪🎆🎇

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

The old one was wayyyy cooler! Looks like a seed salesman. Now those guys are someone I could root for 😎

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

This new mascot is lame!!!

[Eddie Messel @EddieMesselTV]

The most electric mascot reveal you'll ever see.

Meet the new and improved Herbie Husker #Huskers

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Alumni was rigged. Everyone is out to get me. Bringing in kids from Scotus, Stanton and Burwell. Didn’t slow me down but can’t say the same for my team #NoHelp

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders… I’ve decided after 10 years of grinding non stop for an alumni title I deserve a vacation and to let loose. #champ

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Woke up feeling like a champion today #FinallyDidIt

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Case anyone was curious I went off and got the W this morning

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Speaking of my back hurting I’m tired of carrying this team on and off the court @TJUrban13 @went24

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

@jsvehla20 Whenever my team starts missing shots

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Alumni weekend in clarkson NE…. Over under 4 beers before I’m too drunk to play tomorrow morning?

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Follow up I crushed the wings because I’m the ultimate competitor. The tears were just from laughing at everyone else knowing they could never be me

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Who wants to see me dominate a hot wing challenge? K&L Brass Rail tonight watch me eat wings covered in 2 million Scoville hot sauce. I lost fantasy football on purpose to prove I’m a man #BarthLeague

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Me>Rodgers

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

People are starting to murmur… yes I’m taken! Sorry all the maxim, espn swimsuit and playboy models, ya boy is off the market!

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Blown out fields, blowjobs and Husker blow outs! All 3 are my time to shine 😎 #railyard

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

#SMASHVILLE

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

I don’t think Nashville understands it’s my bachelor party! This is it, the end of the road. After this it’s marriage, Powerade and granola bars for life! Last night was a cute pregame but tonight we see what this town is made of. #Smashville

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Yippppie Ki Yay I’m off to Nashville! #BachWithDaBoys

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Sorry ladies my DM’s are officially closed now! We had some fun but I’m growing up. If you’re wondering why it didn’t work out, its definitely you not me! 😎

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

@timprokopec The closer I am to peak physical shape the better Clarkson will be in. Those are one in the same!

[Fake Craig Gall @FakeCraigGall]

Comment below on why you think you shouldn’t write my name in when voting for Clarkson’s mayor this week! #vote