Dan Shulman

An actuary that pretends to enjoy sports & broadcasting for ESPN. A good Western boy at heart, remembering the good ol' days in Barrie & @1430 with the Bobcat.

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Dennys Reyes. RT @TheCousinSal: More useless: A white crayon or Papelbon as your fantasy closer? #RedSox

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If you ask Bud Selig, he'll tell you it was Abner Doubleday. RT @KenTremendous I hate baseball so much. Whose stupid idea was baseball?

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As JP Ricciardi explained, he just doesn't have the guts for the game. RT @Buster_ESPN Adam Dunn ... appendectomy overnight

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BOOM! RT @KevinCooney JWerth coming to plate to November Rain. Which is the only thing that will keep him away from a golf course this fall.

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Bienvenue JPA. Go for a Timmy's, no Q. When in Rome... RT @jparencibia9 Starbucks or tim hortons??

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Uh-Oh. Our MLB minyan is in jeopardy! RT @DShulman_ESPN Talked to Gabe Kapler - he's on the bubble for a spot on the Dodgers.

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I'm going with Rios as Ozzie's Doobie Brother RT @OzzieGuillen: I want to buy some pipes soon let me know where is a good pipes

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They should write Radomski some checks & bulk up like u Zaunie! RT @greggzaun: Jays got All-Hobbit middle infield going now. Wittle guys

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A hearty welcome to the best broadcaster in the biz, @DShulman_ESPN. It was a real privilege hearing him call #BlueJays games in the 90s.

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Rehabbing with cocaine probably doesn't help RT @Jason_Grey #Phillies prospect Tyson Gillies said nobody knows why his hammy hasn't healed.

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We call that Shy Guy. RT @RickyRo24: @CEC0208 Haha... Son ur scared of the cold tub.

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@sparkytor Good choice, @Five_guys is fantastic. Hope @shnorbrother62 enjoyed his dinner.

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#Munchies RT @SI_JoeLemire: Lincecum just admitted that for single meal at In-N-Out, he'll eat 3 double-doubles, 2 orders of fries & a shake

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Lookin sexy, talkin some #BlueJays & Lawrie on @TSN_Sports RT @charlesbrosky: @FakeDanShulman Hey, you're on TV! http://bit.ly/fXOClQ"

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Excited for tonight's tune-up w/ @Orel_ESPN & @BobbyV_ESPN, #Yankees @ #RedSox. We're on @ESPN @RogersSportsNet (East), Banuelos v. Aceves.

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Hey don't look at me! RT @darrenrovell Gus Johnson should be the highest paid announcer in this country. He's not even close.

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Apparently there IS crying in basketball. #Heat

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Working the #Knicks @ #Hawks. #Heat should watch out, NYK looks great. Scary potential with Amare/Melo/Chauncey. #EastNotLeast

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I get AA's master plan, but it's embarrassing that #Orioles payroll will be in mid 90s while #BlueJays might not crack 60m. @jeffzrebiecsun

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@LottOnBaseball That Koufax book was excellent. I just started Leavy's new book about The Mick, it's great too. #TheLastBoy