Fake Dan Strese

Internet embodiment of ledgendary cyclocross heckling machine

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@ironchefmpls I always suspected I was @littleguymatt.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

Just missed the greatest moment of my adult life watching @cjfaulkner15 turn back the clock and win the MN Elite CX Championship.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@RealDanStrese @velonews @GreenAcresCX @Tedfest it's pretty neck and neck at 47-3 barely favoring myself.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@HairyGary @velonews @GreenAcresCX @Tedfest what can I say I barely passed spelling in trucker school.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

Both @velonews and @GreenAcresCX failed in acknowledging Sunday marked the 50th meeting between myself and @Tedfest in a sanctioned CX race.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

Favorite moment from @GreenAcresCX was when @cjfaulkner15 finally showed be his bricks let me just say, they're real and they're spectacular

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

I break my silence & @twitter stock is up one and a quarter points, the CXy magic is back, ice the @PabstBlueRibbon and press your jorts.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

With the hoopla of "the comeback" I didn't congratulate @giantmendez on making an honest woman outta @Joel__Swenson

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@theNthAndrew @RealDanStrese it's like asking @FischerMTB or @fishersfuel one's fast and good looking the other is faster and better looking

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@vertmtb @PabstBlueRibbon @RealDanStrese from what I recall you were barely racing in a world with heckling. #unhooktheplow

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

With CX season in full swing I regret to inform you the rumors of my demise are mostly accurate, haven't even put batteries in the bullhorn.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

I hope all the Euros forgot to wax because the temps @JingleCross appear primed for some premium #sternumbush

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@HairyGary @peanutlulu316 @OlDirtyBiker just wait till they get to the wine and malt liquor cabinet.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@peanutlulu316 @OlDirtyBiker I feel like you both probably have a lot of shoes too.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

Maybe these cross practices make sense, just double checked if I remembered how to remount and accidentally sat on a ball.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

With Buckhill done & practice CX already I'll be dusting off my skillz this Thursday when I heckle the Burnsville peewee A football practice

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

First "practice" cross race is still a month away and people are having skills and practice sessions.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

Looks like @fastfreddy1 is growing the #sterumbush out for cross, I wonder if he knows it's supposed to be lower.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@HairyGary @CXHairs @MonteDirks plus as he rambles on you can just stare at his wife @miajosaphine that's how the rest of us tolerate him.

[Fake Dan Strese @FakeDanStrese]

@veloeur @CXHairs @DonkeyLabel we do possess 66.6% of all Lalonde brothers.