Don

Alter ego of manager of Dodgers. Quickest text reader of Freeman’s texts in MLB.

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Hats off to Enriquez for coming back after I shut the bullpen down. He had already showered and was on the way home.

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@ChadMoriyama No single, E4

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This game is really frustrating.

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@TaraBull The Dodgers

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Shocking! Rojas struck out.

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Muncy with an error to start the 2nd.

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Hurt needs to go to the minors for a year, two three.

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NBC may be worse than ESPN in baseball coverage. That inning was brutal.

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Ohtani removed from game as right arm fell off and now he can’t find it. Everyone’s looking to no avail.

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Ohtani forgot to warm up before the game again.

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Padres are about to become a .500 team. Mediocre.

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The Rushing haters are going crazy right now.

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Kyle Tucker is four for four. A lot of people never thought they’d live long enough to see that.

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@LADodgersMuse Selling cars?

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Freddie Freeman will be coming out of the game soon, as this is apparently another throw away game.

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Glasnow says that recent workouts at Dodger Stadium are seriously affecting his golf game.

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Sasaki has his good stuff tonight!

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I hope you all bet the over.

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@AlexTaylorNews @RepLisaMcClain Drink some more kool aid.

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Oh good giggles is doing the game. I know she has more knowledge than Vin Scully and Ernie Harwell combined, but she’s still obnoxious.